I generally feel like punching someone. i shall go out.

Is there a site where you can gauge relative popularity of things? I'd like to compare Gaddafi to the Black Eyed Peas.

Ha Sweden! at least we're not hosting some huge, expensive, pointless event - oh #eurovision

Just drank an energry drink called Pussy.

I do hate living up to the stereotype of a Brit with bad teeth. But I'm living the dream.

@billytworivers9 I'm sure she's a classy lady who has probably gone on a horse-riding weekend. And will return shortly with a foul tweet.

Yakubu, an inspiration to middle-aged people everywhere #motd

@1607westegg I note that everytime you retweet me, I lose followers.

I'm an atheist but I'm struggling to explain this http://bit.ly/pTu5Vh

As I work better at night I have decided not to open my curtains today. This might be foreshadowing my future mental state. But it works.

I guess this is preferable to an opera about Jim Davidson #annanicole

Long shot as I don't have a lot of followers... but anyone know a reliable MS Access developer who's available over Xmas?

Now that Fergie has gone will he pay off his fines?

 https://1607westegg.wordpress.com/2013/04/27/new-comedy-short-the-funeral/ … Daniel Ruiz Tizon making walking and talking look effortless

@1607westegg @boydie71 we could always Skype. Though do I want to see another man squat on my PC?

Jason Molina's passing is so sad. No idea he was ill. Songs : Ohia produced wonderful, intense music. Definitely worth a look on YouTube

I insist you watch this wonderful Numberphile video all about counting in base 12. Very interesting!  http://youtu.be/U6xJfP7-HCc 

DRT is available trailer,  http://youtu.be/qG8_fD2vq-Y  I think the camerawork is awesome

Psychic Sadowitz on Savile http://t.co/40oBbJl8

Trevor Nelson, we salute your silence.