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4yo: i love you so much mommy.
me: <smiling at her>
4yo: i will never cut you with a knife
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I never understood why parents yelled at their kids.
Until I had one.
oh. yeah. okay.
still not cool, but I totally get it.
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I think I'd enjoy giving parking tickets. Except for the uniforms. I bet they're poly.
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are we out of kennedys now?
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maybe I shouldn't have eaten that second gallon of ice cream.
ugh.
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offered to my 4yo:
Salsa: no....
Guacamole: nope.
Baba Ghannouj: mmmm. this is good, mommy!
Awwww, my little Arab.
:)
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Me: so, sweetie, what did you have for lunch at school?
4yo: ...a beautiful sandwich.
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michael jackson is DEAD. like dead DEAD. not that weird-almost-dead like he's been for like yrs. wow.
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the cats won't cooperate.

this is why we can't have mice kings.
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I think the droopy drawers trend started with e.t.
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Girls know from a very early age how to get under people's skin - boys just understand dirt. - Judge Judy
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hey party people, please don't drink & drive. Ever.
thank you from the rest of us.
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doesn't @debihope just make you smile all over? I know, right? me too.
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everything you eat, EATS. so get over the horror of consuming things with faces.
~
justsaying
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what did the fish say when it hit the wall?



dam!
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4yo: "there are green things in my nose having a party.
I need a tissue to blow the party out."
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Nicole Kidman is quite breathtaking.
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I can almost taste the egg nog
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dude. you have the fucking flu, right???
let me repeat myself, AGAIN:
stay the FUCK away from my 4yo.
thanks so much.
asshole.
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If your child is more important than your vision of your child, life becomes easier. — Sandra Dodd
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