Be yourself; everyone else is already Batman.

Okay, so we have 6 highly trained justin bieber killers. A detailed plan for execution will be sent to you all. Thanks.

Viagra for women? Isn't that just money?

If you take all the social etiquette about of social media, you're left with a platform of obnoxious smart mouth sociopathic narcissists.

Dear Pregnant Kim Kardashian, many of GOD's creatures are PREGO for 14 months, but they're called Elephants. - Paris Hilton

People should be required to wear wedding rings on their MIDDLE fingers.

i practice playing horseshoes on my boner

It's funny that the British don't know BBC stands for big black cock.

98% of my body is composed of not giving a fuck

Really really really good film... "Copie conforme" ... a film for grown ups... yes condescending is it's name, so tag no comebacks

Ricoh Football Stadium is currently on fire. (Photo: Ian Taylor) pic.twitter.com/a9uD71WwNV

Existence is an entanglement of legs.

I think, therefore we are nothing alike.

I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

History retweets itself.

Je parie que lorsque Hugh Heffner mourra personne ne dira "Il est dans un meilleur endroit maintenant."

Haruki Murakami's 'Norwegian Wood' [PDF-Full]:  http://bit.ly/10xH10u  // His best, IMHO.

Losing followers faster than brain cells.

Everyone is an undercover nudist.

Politician (noun):
Someone who will lay down your life for his country.