"A boy has swag, a man has style and a gentleman has class."

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There is no friendzone with guys. RT @iratzzz same applies to guys :| RT @69fubar: Don't let chicks friendzone you.

"So what do you like in a girl?" "My penis."

Funniest fanfic you'll read. I'm clutching me stomach laughing. #ROFCMSL via @formerlychaotic http://t.co/7fHS4HWT #HarryPotter #HP

"I would delete almost all of my porn for you."

Unbelievable word play. RT @mentalexotica: Don't push it. RT @sindiantadka: @mentalexotica Penis?

Bwahahahaha, super viagra ad. http://t.co/zUR5YcOW

If you haven't already, read this. A Sister’s Eulogy for Steve Jobs - http://t.co/tCvxzzio. My eyes are moist.

When it comes to @mentalexotica, we are all single.

Highly #NSFW but fuckin awesome: http://www.ladycheeky.com/post/4347709468

Yo @moonsez, you're on Washington Post - http://t.co/sdcBGvig Check last tweet.

Ab kya senti karwaoge? :') RT @lavsmohan: Awww. :) RT @rads: Must read for all dads of daughters - http://t.co/dIF3CATZ *it's aw-worthy*

By God, this site is addictive: http://t.co/HSKkaAR7

"I don't stalk, I investigate."

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I winced reading it. Undertaker-style takedown. RT @jonathanshainin: New @thecaravanindia: @mihirssharma on @suhelseth. http://t.co/z9FVGnUZ

I love how some bosses and employees coochie-coo on twitter. Will make the split far more awesome when it comes, I hopes.

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