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Jerk coworker brought portable oxygen to work. Would it be inappropriate and/or unladylike to throw lit matches at him?
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Florida: God's waiting room. #rejectedstatenames
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If a man has sex with a cow, is he heifersexual??
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Shove over Thursday, you're blocking my view of Friday.
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Took a while, but I finally managed to write my name in the snow.

Related: My crotch is frozen.

Totally sucks to be a girl sometimes.
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Wow, lookit all that powder outside! I MEANT SNOW! Put the straw away! Mom.
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At midnight tonight I will be on my roof doing the nekkid snow dance.

At least until the police arrive.

Again...
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After watching Survivor for 10 years I've decided to apply to be on the show!!

So ..... when does Survivor: Luxury 5-Star Hotel start???
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Dear Brad Pitt,

The old lady VaJayJay on your chin is freaking me the fuck out. Get a Brazillian on that shit at once.

Love,
Siobhan
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Meet other hypocrites!! #catholictaglines
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Your nipples are red /
Your balls are quite blue /
Imma tighten the clamps /
And the restraints too
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I could SO totally be the next American Idol.

If I were still 20-something.

And didn't make people's ears bleed when I sing.
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There's a full moon in 2 days. The retards are on the roads already.

You have been warned...
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Tested the new power washer on the front porch. Knocked those carolers into the middle of the street. Sweet!
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Damned corporate naming convention. I built the damned server, why can't I name it Fluffy?!
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GAAA! Its already humid in here. Today I will require young shirtless men waving large feathery fans over me. MINIONS!! Bring in my minions!
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Brangelina is breaking up? Guess all that Brad Pitt stalking I did is finally paying off.
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Today is Murder Monday right??

I'm asking for the retard with 3 feet of snow on their roof, blinding all the drivers behind them.
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Sex On Your Mom #worstdrinkname
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Due to the current state of the economy, I have restructured my retirement plan. Simply put, I will die at my desk.......at age 80.
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