Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
7 yr old child of gf asked how poker was going earlier today. Told her I was down $200. "Oh well, better than nothing!"
Poker is great. Win $1,000, cool, that's nice. Lose $1000, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Got a $50 gift card from a police officer today for decent exposure. He told me I had a really good wiener and to keep up the good work.
Look how good my gf is at making hats. Like her page and make her day. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Big-Doonies-Custom-Hats/225417480924579 …. pic.twitter.com/QHRvKgm9
Can't understand why Paul Ryan would sing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" considering Romney already has the racist vote locked up.
My pal @envision9 made a Craigslist ad: http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/m4w/3386529098.html …
Welp 1 point guaranteed.
I agreed to go public swimming tonight but forgot I had a dang heart shaved into my chest hair.
Can't help but be a braggart, my staged fall (I SWEAR) walking away at our wedding got on The Chive. http://thechive.com/2013/04/30/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-187/a-tuesday-22-5/ …
Lady at the liquor store asked for ID and made this old battleaxe's day!!
The human body is amazing. One thing I don't understand though is how all that pee can fit inside my tiny little wiener?