@justinbieber YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEBODYS TWINK AND I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT A TWINK IS

I would KILL to be Gaga's gynecologist.

35 seconds of lip syncing & walking = Spears. 2 HOURS of dancing, LIVE singing + talking etc. = GaGa. #iRestMyCase

RT if you stan for 'So Happy I Could Die'.

I just want a threesome with @omgitsralph and @stfudustin. Is that too much to ask?

BET is trash “@beyonceshubby: BET is notorious for showing 45 minutes of commercials and 15 minutes of the actual show. I can't deal!”

@justinbieber LISTEN YOU TWINK, YOU WILL NEVER BE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON SO GET THAT OUT OF YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW!!

I think I like bananas so much because they remind me of penises with a curve http://t.co/R3SuIiDM

Did you know, in Germany, it was ILLEGAL to name your child 'Judas'?!

Could Gaga be any more perfect?

In The Most Biblical Sense, I Am Beyond Repentance. Fame Hooker, Prostitute Wench Vomits Her Mind...

#WeNeedACureFor Homophobia.

Dear Homophobes, What If Those People Who Killed Themselves Because Of Bullying Were Your Family, How Would You Feel ?

@yohnnyminaj why do you stalk @azealiabanks's tweets? #GetALife

@pinkdude you're my favorite fag 😊

Fine China looks like Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal meets Tron:Legacy.

@gagasratchet "Gaga has 5 Grammy's, what about Justin?"

@itsstefbr0 @rickythebitch @ayegeee say goodbye to your walls.

I've done it. The dick wasnt in me RT @beyonceshubby Time for bed "@sasha_the_ii: Is it possible to fall asleep with a dick in your ass? 🙊"

I had the ice blue RT @beyonceshubby: RT @pattilahelle: Y'all remember those LG Chocolate phones? Back when Lady ... http://t.co/xjLUsynS