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There's no 'i' in unicorn. Or maybe there is. Look, what I'm trying to say is, we'll never find one if we don't work as a team.
Bunny: This holiday sucks for me.
Turkey: Give me a fucking break.
If you make @blakeshelton's iddy biddy nacho bites, you TOO can be 9 ft tall! #VoiceTailgate http://siriouslydelicious.blogspot.com/2014/05/voicetailgate-nacho-bites-grapefruit.html?m=1 … pic.twitter.com/llmuy7gdtS
Just googled "what does twerk mean" so I think the next logical step is to buy myself a coffin at Costco.
The winningest (weird word) Siriously Delicious recipe ever for tonight's #VoiceTailgate: http://siriouslydelicious.blogspot.com/2014/05/voicetailgate-winning-homemade-tagalongs.html?m=1 … pic.twitter.com/mQ1nVCHw2N
To celebrate former #Voice contestants tonight make these "Homecoming" Sliders! #VoiceTailgate http://siriouslydelicious.blogspot.com/2014/05/voicetailgate-homecoming-sliders-carson.html?m=1 … pic.twitter.com/XIC0y0ZPGv
I hate that it's only ME that can prevent forest fires.
The moral of the story is never maybe murder someone in Italy because they will NOT let it go.
Make your own #VoiceTailgate mini pizzas, tweet your photos and they could end up on my blog! http://siriouslydelicious.blogspot.com/2014/04/voicetailgate-english-muffin-pizzas.html?m=1 … pic.twitter.com/XHZGe7ld6s
There is nothing more terrifying than your kid silently walking into your room at 3am, creeping right up to your bed and whispering "Mama."
Car seats are where goldfish go to die.
Jodie Foster just said a lot of words. Maybe all of them.
Personal trainer handed me a flier as I was on a stroller walk. "In case you ever want to work out" he said. I ate the flier in front of him
I think I'll go do some prenatal yoga and by that I mean bend over to pick up a chip that fell on the floor.
How come guys fall asleep instantly but girls have to adjust their body twenty times, go eat a donut, think deep thoughts and THEN pass out?