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  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    McDonalds sweet & sour sauce is just the blood of the obese diabetic children who got stuck in the play place.

    • 1,112
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    MalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalMrNoAnswersTheCattyLady662x3Pee_And_GigglesMondayPajamasjody_currie
    • 657
    • RETWEETS
    MalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadyNDweebieOkieGirl405MondayPajamasOfficeofSteveNawkfuts
    Redright_88OfficeofSteveJustMugPostedandBeamedupsheezy__________XalqeeConcernedSirGuyGrashof_RockerSTOTLE
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook.

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    MalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadyIndyblackJK77brotherkristophPee_And_GigglesMondayPajamasTheTalkingPipe
    • 555
    • RETWEETS
    JennyPeechesMalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadyOkieGirl405MondayPajamasOfficeofSteveAlejandraortig
    lakeanagirlABurgerADayArroiaabrosenthalgiantsshirt______
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Congratulate you on losing weight? Maybe when you throw me a parade for never being obese in the first place.

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    kaydahliaMalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadyPee_And_GigglesMondayPajamashbreaker9999pseudo_fredBrianIncognito
    • 315
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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadyOkieGirl405MondayPajamasOfficeofStevepseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenPoiznSongbird
    _Shizzle__________Frankie_Valnoogrufus_lipschitz
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    At first I was like "Why isn't my iPad taking pictures?!" but then I was all "Oh this is a cookie sheet." Honest mistake.

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    JlofarsaysMalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadyMsMurfieTheTalkingPipeelizabiteSuMacDanslcsmasher
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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadyOkieGirl405OfficeofSteveTheTalkingPipehbreaker9999pseudo_fredAJ_VanFossen
    JosesLovesYouSmithWitConcernedSirGuyYesThatAmyBlairLoudlyDallyDoll
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    My ex wanted me to pour this sugar in his gas tank. He didn't say it like that. The actual text said "fuck you whore" but I got the message.

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    MalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadyPee_And_GigglesBorderlinerunImsohoppykillthegreatspseudo_fred
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    MalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadyImsohoppypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenEagles_Fan_1977TheBeerGuy73
    DaddyJewdeathtoscumbagsJustMugPazerLenis
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Mom asked what I was laughing at. I said Twitter. She asked how to find my page. This is the same face I had on 9/11.

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    TheCattyLadyAnonymousInZAImsohoppypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenPoiznSongbirdPAT_E_ROCKnovicefather
    • 238
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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadyImsohoppypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenPoiznSongbirdPAT_E_ROCKFrankCurtisB
    DionneMcNuttSoFuckingMature__ilgrandechuckSarcasmo718
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    You know what's sexy? Not being a fucking asshole.

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    TheCattyLadyPee_And_Gigglespseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenPoiznSongbirdtweeterjak143sternOMG_Jessica_G
    • 290
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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadyjimmyfnjonesPee_And_Gigglespseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenPoiznSongbirdAHouse21
    curlymalloy
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    My vagina is so stubbly it looks like its been up all night solving crime.

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    U_LookedkillingmesoftlirobZiiiVsteelcityfan278velina1115thedridgeJimCooprTravisEGates
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    Lisabug74JoshuaHvr
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Yeah, keep pissing me off like I haven't been training to clean up a bloody murder scene since my first period...

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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadyPee_And_GigglescipollonskyheaveninabowlTheTalkingPipepseudo_fredAJ_VanFossen
    • 256
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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadyTheTalkingPipepseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenPAT_E_ROCKbbyvelociraptorfillthevacuum
    SpankMeIm0tyDallyDollmisstarafied
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    I really live for those first five minutes of a relationship, before the hate sets in.

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    MalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadyPee_And_GigglesTheTalkingPipeImsohoppyMadamBetteNoirepseudo_fred
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    MalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadyTheTalkingPipeImsohoppypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossen143stern
    Petey__E__________
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Do you ever get your period and think, well that explains those 30 arguments I started this morning?

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    SSparklesDailykaydahliaMalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalAyeAyeSirqdesolTheCattyLadyBorderlinerunpseudo_fred
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    MalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadyBorderlinerunMargo690pseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenfillthevacuum
    another_lisa
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    If there's a more important decision than picking a towel you won't mind turning into a murder scene for period sex someone please tell me.

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    kaydahliaMalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossensharkies3TlaxBoy05BadaBinge
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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossensharkies3TlaxBoy05VanVeenBWiseFada
    Mr_0rang3DanKCharnleyFrankCurtisB
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Relationships, because how else will you know how you're failing as a person?

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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenHeyZeus666FoolSpeakBackpackerBooieGutiIsland
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    rossbransondgphotos__________twayne1010
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Why couldn't I have been the hot, tan, Mila Kunis kind of Russian instead of the pale, blocky, 'help me move these trees' kind of Russian?!

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    MalcInYourWifeIzianikapaniTheCattyLadypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenLorieGZnotstatekrispythehuman
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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossensharkies3TlaxBoy05nerdysongbird__VanVeenB
    adambation
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission

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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadyPee_And_Gigglesninjadinosaur1pseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenoysterpadsnotstate
    • 108
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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenjohngayseesharkies3TlaxBoy05VanVeenB
    JustMug
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    This pint of ice cream I ate in one sitting really brings out the natural colors in my loneliness.

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    MalcInYourWifeEric310776MythicalCrystalTheCattyLadyPee_And_Gigglespan_opt_iconpseudo_fredAJ_VanFossen
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    MalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossennotstatebaliska2sharkies3
    HysteriaBarbie
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    The other day bf kissed me softly, looked in my eyes & asked why my tampon wasn't out yet. Sorry ladies, guess I got the last romantic one.

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    kaydahliaMalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossennotstatebaliska2
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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadypseudo_fredfavstar_historyAJ_VanFossenbaliska2sharkies3TlaxBoy05
    giantsshirt______
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Poor bf...guy thinks I can't talk around his dick in my mouth. He's going to hear about my shitty day even if it chokes me.

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    MalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadyintherawmusicTara4nowAJ_VanFossenorangehamster13160books
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    TheCattyLadyintherawmusicAJ_VanFossen160bookssharkies3TlaxBoy05iwearaonesieDionneMcNutt
    BillArrundalePretzelNY
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Ate a whole box of donuts. But I ate them *really* fast so hopefully that counts as a workout and balances out the calories.

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    MalcInYourWifemcibtyMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadyPee_And_GigglesAJ_VanFossenLorieGZsharkies3
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    MalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadyTlaxBoy05AJ_VanFossenlucy_nyholm123sharkies3LoveMyScionFRS
    HysteriaBarbie
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    I like people who use song lyrics at the end of their FB posts. It lets me know they're sensitive and about to be deleted of my friend list.

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    TheCattyLadyAJ_VanFossensharkies3hispanicmathmaniwearaonesieNaked_WombatlucidchemistryVanVeenB
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    TheCattyLadyTlaxBoy05AJ_VanFossensharkies3lucidchemistryrickkondellPurpleCatJewelswizwonder9
    KimJungilSpirit__
@Sirrruh

@Sirrruh

Stand up comedian at local bus stops and contributing columnist to any public bathroom stall I walk into. http://favstar.fm/users/Sirrruh