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  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    McDonalds sweet & sour sauce is just the blood of the obese diabetic children who got stuck in the play place.

    • 1,125
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    edbritonMirabelleMarieRhinoURnjdevil666Axenbaneendless_decayclean_not_sobercozbelligerent
    • 666
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    dreaded_rustxochitldelreyRhinoURCircusMaximus14Axenbaneendless_decayFleeBiscuitSpaced_Cowboy00
    Redright_88OfficeofSteveJustMugPostedandBeamedupsheezy__________XalqeeConcernedSirGuyGrashof_RockerSTOTLE
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook.

    • 1,036
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    nubHolymanInfojeffrhoodSoMeF4TkIDMcKSchweitzerLerkyMrJeremyHornReverendEthan
    • 565
    • RETWEETS
    JulieSnarkSoMeF4TkIDjooemikeLuvPugfavstar_historydeviledlegspradogodKristinAndrene
    lakeanagirlABurgerADayArroiaabrosenthalgiantsshirt______
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Congratulate you on losing weight? Maybe when you throw me a parade for never being obese in the first place.

    • 868
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    JimboleemdeviledlegsSpaced_Cowboy00michaelpathkevindividualkaydahliaMalcInYourWifeTheCattyLady
    • 316
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    Spaced_Cowboy00MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadyOkieGirl405MondayPajamasOfficeofStevepseudo_fredAJ_VanFossen
    _Shizzle__________Frankie_Valnoogrufus_lipschitz
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    My ex wanted me to pour this sugar in his gas tank. He didn't say it like that. The actual text said "fuck you whore" but I got the message.

    • 722
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    Jimboleemdeviledlegsanne_seattlecozbelligerentSpaced_Cowboy00dreamthievinbrookvissertmmags
    • 409
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    cozbelligerentSpaced_Cowboy00gypsy_feet53bees_wingzRusty_SwillTayJeff5Shawnac1031mikem3672
    DaddyJewdeathtoscumbagsJustMugPazerLenis
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    At first I was like "Why isn't my iPad taking pictures?!" but then I was all "Oh this is a cookie sheet." Honest mistake.

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    FredzipfeldeviledlegsSpaced_Cowboy00k8ieokaymichaelpathWhoopdeedoo22JlofarsaysMalcInYourWife
    • 333
    • RETWEETS
    favstar_historydeviledlegsSpaced_Cowboy00michaelpathMalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadyOkieGirl405OfficeofSteve
    JosesLovesYouSmithWitConcernedSirGuyYesThatAmyBlairLoudlyDallyDoll
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Mom asked what I was laughing at. I said Twitter. She asked how to find my page. This is the same face I had on 9/11.

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    Spaced_Cowboy00michaelpathTheCattyLadyAnonymousInZAImsohoppypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenPoiznSongbird
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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadyImsohoppypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenPoiznSongbirdPAT_E_ROCKFrankCurtisB
    DionneMcNuttSoFuckingMature__ilgrandechuckSarcasmo718
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    You know what's sexy? Not being a fucking asshole.

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    CarpeAngelawilliamwantondeviledlegsSpaced_Cowboy00dreamthievinkevindividualTheCattyLadyPee_And_Giggles
    • 292
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    williamwantonjohngayseeMalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadyjimmyfnjonesPee_And_Gigglespseudo_fredAJ_VanFossen
    curlymalloy
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    My vagina is so stubbly it looks like its been up all night solving crime.

    • 609
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    JimboleemaprilmaywilsonTink_tink25FleeBiscuitJaySusHChristAlbatrossWingxoDixieTheCelloNaked_Superman
    • 262
    • RETWEETS
    FleeBiscuitAlbatrossWingxoNaked_SupermanMentalDV8b4sageMcCutty1buckweiser13Spaced_Cowboy00
    Lisabug74JoshuaHvr
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Yeah, keep pissing me off like I haven't been training to clean up a bloody murder scene since my first period...

    • 573
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    aprilmaywilsonwilliamwantondeviledlegsDianaBlousejilleb163jaredpriceMcCutty1flwrblsm
    • 266
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    jaredpriceMcCutty1AnkitTripathi5GOLD1EGLOCKStearsandflowerssomethingpsychBored_NationItsAnnieHunny
    SpankMeIm0tyDallyDollmisstarafied
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    I really live for those first five minutes of a relationship, before the hate sets in.

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    aprilmaywilsondeviledlegspradogodGingerGanderTheDairylandDonScottLinnenfunnybeachgirlSpaced_Cowboy00
    • 210
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    pradogodwilliamwantonPoiznSongbirdMalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadyTheTalkingPipe__Imsohoppy
    williamwantonPetey__E__________
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Do you ever get your period and think, well that explains those 30 arguments I started this morning?

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    JimboleemwilliamwantondeviledlegsSpaced_Cowboy00dreamthievinmichaelpathAnnMitchellMcDFrustrateMyLove
    • 275
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    IIArmstrongAnnMitchellMcDsneezy20340967heartlessliejjgraperina_maReenasanityinabottleJay_FrickinLynn
    another_lisa
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Relationships, because how else will you know how you're failing as a person?

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    Chaos10112ndCitySaintphobophileJimboleemaprilmaywilsongaealienCarpeAngeladreamthievin
    • 179
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    Chaos10112ndCitySaintphobophilewilliamwantonPoiznSongbirdMalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadypseudo_fred
    rossbransondgphotos__________twayne1010
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    If there's a more important decision than picking a towel you won't mind turning into a murder scene for period sex someone please tell me.

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    williamwantondreamthievinmichaelpathkaydahliaMalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossen
    • 102
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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossensharkies3TlaxBoy05VanVeenBWiseFada
    Mr_0rang3DanKCharnleyFrankCurtisB
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Why couldn't I have been the hot, tan, Mila Kunis kind of Russian instead of the pale, blocky, 'help me move these trees' kind of Russian?!

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    JimboleemaprilmaywilsonhalbaktFruit_SlingerdeviledlegskevindividualPoiznSongbirdMalcInYourWife
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    Fruit_SlingerjohngayseekevindividualPoiznSongbirdMalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossen
    adamrunsfar
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission

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    jilleb163jaredpriceMcCutty1KarlTheFagnicknillahammockreviewfunnyasfartsdreamthievin
    • 111
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    jaredpriceMcCutty1dreamthievinMalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossenjohngaysee
    JustMug
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    This pint of ice cream I ate in one sitting really brings out the natural colors in my loneliness.

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    JimboleemaprilmaywilsondeviledlegsdreamthievinPoiznSongbirdMalcInYourWifeEric310776MythicalCrystal
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    PoiznSongbirdMalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossennotstatebaliska2
    HysteriaBarbie
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    The other day bf kissed me softly, looked in my eyes & asked why my tampon wasn't out yet. Sorry ladies, guess I got the last romantic one.

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    kaydahliaMalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLadypseudo_fredAJ_VanFossennotstatebaliska2
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    MalcInYourWifeTheCattyLadypseudo_fredfavstar_historyAJ_VanFossenbaliska2sharkies3TlaxBoy05
    giantsshirt______
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Poor bf...guy thinks I can't talk around his dick in my mouth. He's going to hear about my shitty day even if it chokes me.

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    JimboleemMcCutty1KarlTheFagFemonadeSpaceCatZeroamehamehhadistantshipjkylerselby
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    McCutty1FemonadetearsandflowerserrrnahvonTraphausdreamthievinTheCattyLadyintherawmusic
    BillArrundalePretzelNY
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Ate a whole box of donuts. But I ate them *really* fast so hopefully that counts as a workout and balances out the calories.

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    JimboleempradogoddreamthievinCuriousMsMegrouquinneDuchessAlisonkevindividualAngryRaccoon2
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    CuriousMsMegDuchessAlisonkevindividualamont8PoiznSongbirdMalcInYourWifeMythicalCrystalTheCattyLady
    HysteriaBarbie
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    I like people who use song lyrics at the end of their FB posts. It lets me know they're sensitive and about to be deleted of my friend list.

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    PoiznSongbirdTheCattyLadyAJ_VanFossensharkies3hispanicmathmaniwearaonesieNaked_Wombatlucidchemistry
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    PoiznSongbirdTheCattyLadyTlaxBoy05AJ_VanFossensharkies3lucidchemistryrickkondellPurpleCatJewels
    KimJungilSpirit__
@Sirrruh

@Sirrruh

Stand up comedian at local bus stops and contributing columnist to any public bathroom stall I walk into. http://favstar.fm/users/Sirrruh