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  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    McDonalds sweet & sour sauce is just the blood of the obese diabetic children who got stuck in the play place.

    • 1,093
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    RioShaynewhaddupbruhhBadaBingehispanicmathmanGamersRespawnMcAttack88cortnypetzoldShaunFeldman
    • 640
    • RETWEETS
    BadaBingehispanicmathmanGamersRespawnMcAttack88ShaunFeldmanwilliamwantoncurlymalloyNaked_Wombat
    JustMugPostedandBeamedupsheezy__________XalqeeConcernedSirGuyGrashof_RockerSTOTLE
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook.

    • 986
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    RusttyIsMyNameBadaBingecplusaverageWheelTodhispanicmathmanCheekyDresocio_atheistsillykari
    • 532
    • RETWEETS
    RusttyIsMyNameWheelTodhispanicmathmansocio_atheistJustEnduringjennabear37mwesh22paulceasar18
    lakeanagirlABurgerADayArroiaabrosenthalgiantsshirt______
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Congratulate you on losing weight? Maybe when you throw me a parade for never being obese in the first place.

    • 848
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    BadaBingeNerdlikelyhispanicmathmanDarkerWillowjimmorrow1965overeaseesweetg35suzyz40
    • 303
    • RETWEETS
    hispanicmathmanDarkerWillowsuzyz40DionneMcNuttNaked_Wombatbaliska2loudmouth_usabornmiserable
    _Shizzle__________Frankie_Valnoogrufus_lipschitz
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    At first I was like "Why isn't my iPad taking pictures?!" but then I was all "Oh this is a cookie sheet." Honest mistake.

    • 766
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    BadaBingewally_B_69alabamawurleycookiesnweedekSquaredmagavulpeJJ_Alexanderpcon
    • 318
    • RETWEETS
    nattylumpo88nicoleagallantaprilmaywilsonSilverDragon017nerdysongbirdEEEHOLAYYYYloudmouth_usaman_spach
    JosesLovesYouSmithWitConcernedSirGuyYesThatAmyBlairLoudlyDallyDoll
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Mom asked what I was laughing at. I said Twitter. She asked how to find my page. This is the same face I had on 9/11.

    • 822
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    BadaBingeWheelTodhispanicmathmanGamersRespawniwearaonesieDarkerWillowovereasee_sinaysi_
    • 228
    • RETWEETS
    GamersRespawn_sinaysi_paulceasar18DionneMcNuttNaked_WombatVanVeenBbornmiserablerickkondell
    DionneMcNuttSoFuckingMature__ilgrandechuckSarcasmo718
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    My ex wanted me to pour this sugar in his gas tank. He didn't say it like that. The actual text said "fuck you whore" but I got the message.

    • 632
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    BadaBingeLeon_Ragnarhereholddeez_notyourmom_WheelTodhispanicmathmaniwearaonesieDarkerWillow
    • 368
    • RETWEETS
    WheelTodairwalk_11overeaseeCccrystalBitchStfuppppXC_SeXCCOStatePrepWhiskeyPeach_
    DaddyJewdeathtoscumbagsJustMugPazerLenis
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    You know what's sexy? Not being a fucking asshole.

    • 646
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    BadaBingeaprilmaywilsonhispanicmathmanovereaseefreecitysoundsSazBartzPJLathburylouisjewell
    • 269
    • RETWEETS
    freecitysoundsSazBartzAshLynLovPJLathburysuzyz40DionneMcNuttminnie_in_pink7nerdysongbird
    curlymalloy
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Yeah, keep pissing me off like I haven't been training to clean up a bloody murder scene since my first period...

    • 536
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    WheelTodhispanicmathmanDarkerWillowovereaseevesperazwartjanHuwLaytonpreetyybirddDionneMcNutt
    • 247
    • RETWEETS
    WheelTodHuwLaytonDionneMcNuttNaked_WombatVanVeenBPussyDislocatorPussycatPlaceviolet_heartin
    SpankMeIm0tyDallyDollmisstarafied
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    My vagina is so stubbly it looks like its been up all night solving crime.

    • 529
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    ZoeeebolognawhaddupbruhhBadaBingehispanicmathmaniwearaonesiemelbell876Scabberstheratt1_swarthy_dude
    • 227
    • RETWEETS
    ZoeeebolognawhaddupbruhhBadaBingekimbane1Vickey_39256_eyukabhorrent_wifeStabby_smurf
    Lisabug74JoshuaHvr
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    I really live for those first five minutes of a relationship, before the hate sets in.

    • 563
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    EvileSkullZoeeebolognaBadaBingeWheelTodhispanicmathmaniwearaonesieDarkerWillowitsalloneword
    • 191
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    whaddupbruhhBadaBingeCallMeDraperminnie_in_pink7nerdysongbirdSherBoBerleighverkuusela34
    Petey__E__________
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Do you ever get your period and think, well that explains those 30 arguments I started this morning?

    • 408
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    BadaBingeaaronupJenai_EllenPrick_SpoonsamanthakimuraiPrakhar_SexDemon101CarliMariano
    • 244
    • RETWEETS
    Samaad_Ahmed_xanbamlexthepupBlogmonsternetSexDemon101saito_shizubossy_bootzWheelTod
    another_lisa
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    If there's a more important decision than picking a towel you won't mind turning into a murder scene for period sex someone please tell me.

    • 491
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    BadaBingehispanicmathmaniwearaonesienerdysongbirdkindafunnypatVanVeenBpengellyinkWiseFada
    • 96
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    VanVeenBWiseFadaTreacleVerityrickkondellIts_BaldylockzFunkyFresh_79annejerbBryanThadizzler
    Mr_0rang3DanKCharnleyFrankCurtisB
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Relationships, because how else will you know how you're failing as a person?

    • 406
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    hispanicmathmanGamersRespawnDarkerWillowiammaylynnsweetg35kalee_kowalskiVivaLaBazookaizrigrod
    • 162
    • RETWEETS
    TraanceaddictGamersRespawnwicce_podgeamyksch9DionneMcNuttnerdysongbirdNaked_WombatGabitahMX
    rossbransondgphotos__________twayne1010
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Why couldn't I have been the hot, tan, Mila Kunis kind of Russian instead of the pale, blocky, 'help me move these trees' kind of Russian?!

    • 447
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    hispanicmathmaniwearaonesieDarkerWillowchatomansonChronoFistnerdysongbirdcheesieman2VanVeenB
    • 115
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    nerdysongbirdVanVeenBB_L_O_N_D_E_bornmiserableTreacleVerityrickkondellIts_BaldylockzRayzrRamone
    adambation
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission

    • 438
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    hispanicmathmannerdysongbirdVanVeenBTweets_GoneWildyoopnativewcarie3Carmel_ColemanPussycatPlace
    • 101
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    VanVeenBwcarie3PussycatPlacefunTweetersskullpuppy11rickkondellIts_Baldylockzcquinnelly73______
    JustMug
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    The other day bf kissed me softly, looked in my eyes & asked why my tampon wasn't out yet. Sorry ladies, guess I got the last romantic one.

    • 431
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    hispanicmathmaniwearaonesieVanVeenBtruetootrueaveuaskewzzelda01skullpuppy11rickkondell
    • 83
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    VanVeenBskullpuppy11rickkondellJonathanGoranIts_BaldylockzVenusRockHobbitbrownpoopypantsBillArrundale
    giantsshirt______
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    This pint of ice cream I ate in one sitting really brings out the natural colors in my loneliness.

    • 380
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    hispanicmathmaniwearaonesieTexasMarValwicce_podgeBigTom0203nerdysongbirdNaked_Wombatlucidchemistry
    • 132
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    AshLynLovnerdysongbirdNaked_WombatlucidchemistrymarkbrianVelvet_Steeleneelamalibalochpengellyink
    HysteriaBarbie
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Poor bf...guy thinks I can't talk around his dick in my mouth. He's going to hear about my shitty day even if it chokes me.

    • 380
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    hispanicmathmangaston_marianJessicaFinnaneiwearaonesiejimmorrow1965overeaseeDionneMcNuttDawn_M_
    • 97
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    iwearaonesieDionneMcNuttNaked_Wombatlucidchemistryvagabondheart89VanVeenBrickkondellVenusRockHobbit
    BillArrundalePretzelNY
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    I like people who use song lyrics at the end of their FB posts. It lets me know they're sensitive and about to be deleted of my friend list.

    • 402
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    hispanicmathmaniwearaonesieNaked_WombatlucidchemistryVanVeenBbornmiserablecrazyjet379tamis_02
    • 72
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    lucidchemistryrickkondellPurpleCatJewelswizwonder9Its_BaldylockzVenusRockHobbithiiicaitlinFleeBiscuit
    KimJungilSpirit__
  • Sirrruh
      Sirrruh @Sirrruh

    Ate a whole box of donuts. But I ate them *really* fast so hopefully that counts as a workout and balances out the calories.

    • 334
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    bhawkesRNFriskyandFeistyshishay1617savie_ceeKelseysKiteKlubWhiskey_cuseLerkyWillFoShizzle
    • 131
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    shishay1617Lerkyjannable9MrSulforHollyceHRadioSweetieiwearaonesieNaked_Wombat
    HysteriaBarbie
@Sirrruh

@Sirrruh

Stand up comedian at local bus stops and contributing columnist to any public bathroom stall I walk into. http://favstar.fm/users/Sirrruh