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  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    Anyone know any Sodium, Bromine , or Oxygen jokes? Na BrO

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    Bulldog0613The_Dorkster______UghNotAgainimagin8iongirlweenai_drutherUnleavenFadeAway2
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    UghNotAgaini_drutherFadeAway2kolstoppaABVBAKRJessMePetite_dudet_omggus
    notfaizzy
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    I think I'm finally doing Twitter right. I haven't had a RL friend call me in weeks and I still have to charge my smart phone 3x a day.

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    nocturnedreamerspinnaker989trashtasticamelnsssarahbrooks13ifartforfunfrostinglickrAMassofHumanity__
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    AMassofHumanity__m_mahfoudhJRA_Mills2ADHellOnWheels__PyrBlissconnicole1982TheWiseJaneyThe_Dorkster______
    warrior_n_pink____
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    I've always felt that murdering a single customer may actually be better customer service for the rest of the customers. It's a one off.

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    The_Dorkster______GuyAdvisorJulieWahooCleverRican______CseashellsSolelyBFinallyHeSleepsFredPollack
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    wheresmystarr____AndLive2LoveDirlyGirlyjoshingsternbwmeyerTheInsomniaqueNaughtYvanIAmElectroCute
    small_white______
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    I hope none of you imaginary people were injured when my phone bounced.

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    Bulldog0613The_Dorkster______JulieWahooSolelyBVulcanNinjaFredPollackboobsareimpliedWaterLilyDreams
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    WaterLilyDreamsaleneparrwheresmystarr____favstar1000favsDirlyGirlyKKtheprincessbrentsisleyFavstar500Favs
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    I'm thinking of having myself commited. Not that I'm THAT crazy, but I just see them having a wonderful selection of drugs and board games.

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    The_Dorkster______CseashellsSolelyBVulcanNinjaFredPollackWaterLilyDreamsKatarinaKrizMs_Mosman
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    Jo_kikatybopsstarfleetmomfavstar1000favsAndLive2LoveJimmyCrapscornTheWonderClam____hazeyhaley
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    While it's true that no man is his own island, if you tie a bunch of dead men together it makes for a pretty good raft.

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    The_Dorkster______SolelyBVulcanNinjaFinallyHeSleepsAndLive2LoveKatarinaKrizaleneparrPatStar14
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    favstar1000favsprimandearlessshitclinksMaxxxNYC__________hazeyhaleyTwittingMFFavstar500FavsJustAshleyOkay____
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    I've had so much caffeine today that I can see 5 minutes into the future.

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    Bulldog0613The_Dorkster______RamblingMachine__dammit_emmaSolelyBVulcanNinjaprimandearlessAndLive2Love
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    sashamoreyseventimestomSunnyStephireburnettPatStar14MkjkfitzgeraldHotwings26cleverthanjewr
    BrainlessGeorge
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    Masturbating with toothpaste is not an advised activity.

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    The_Dorkster______leashaletteideawhoreUrbanDouchebagSolelyBVulcanNinjaAndLive2LoveKatarinaKriz
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    MEGraybush________chris2294________CountGripsnatchDeezZen_LUMPTwittingMFFavstar_NSFWkaranator6
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    Spare some stars? You sir? Stars? I've lost the use of my legs. Spare some stars? Miss, spare some stars for a veteran? *shakes cup* Damnit.

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    Bulldog0613The_Dorkster______teodoromai________SolelyBFinallyHeSleepsAndLive2LoveKatarinaKrizaleneparr
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    Favstar500Favs_LUMPPeachyiskSleepy_Reader____MaxxxNYC__________Wussawilla________sameblackshoes1__favstar_pop
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    If this kid asks me, "Guess what?" one more time... I'm gonna stab him... and blame the cat.

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    Bulldog0613The_Dorkster______RamblingMachine__SolelyBAndLive2LoveKatarinaKrizaleneparrPatStar14
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    RamblingMachine__DirlyGirlyLove_Gunn________RYKIELLO_JELLO__Favstar500FavsCool_Jesseswollenvoice
    AllInFunTX________
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    I refuse to follow anyone who uses excessive slang, can't spell, or types in caps. I prefer classy dick and pussy jokes on twitter.

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    The_Dorkster______leashaletteUrbanDouchebagRamblingMachine__SolelyBKatarinaKrizaleneparrPatStar14
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    schuchebag________CountGripsnatchHalf_Mex75________CM2BTTHDFavstar_NSFW_LUMP
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    So when I get 100 followers I get a zombie riding a unicorn named bacon and my name written on cleavage. What? That's not how twitter works?

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    The_Dorkster______RamblingMachine__SolelyBSassy_MelonsAndLive2LovePatStar14KatarinaKrizaleneparr
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    GonzoPhiloddsocks18________Favstar500FavsTinkerbell_nabokii__________Love_Gunn________JustCallMeFrank
    Tinkerbell_
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    My sister's kid asked me today what the hypotenuse of a square and a diamond was... nice try ya little bastard, nice try.

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    The_Dorkster______RamblingMachine__SolelyBelhammer23AndLive2LovePatStar14KatarinaKrizaleneparr
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    0hJulietteFavstar500Favsfavstar_poptintinsSnowyCool_Jessewarrior_n_pink____
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    2 in the pink and 2 in the stink = The Spocker

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    Bulldog0613The_Dorkster______UrbanDouchebagCountGripsnatchRamblingMachine__dammit_emmaSolelyBAndLive2Love
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    Favstar500FavsCountGripsnatchBrainlessGeorgejclark2k3_yay4mecoldlippdheresySquirrelNugsMaxxxNYC__________
    MaxxxNYC__________
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    Enough "occupy my vagina" jokes. Thousands of people involved with that occupying shit right now. Your pussy would look like a wind sock.

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    Bulldog0613The_Dorkster______RamblingMachine__SolelyBFinallyHeSleepsAndLive2LovePatStar14KatarinaKriz
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    Favstar_NSFW11daddyoconfusedlush______LaSpanglishFly____ispypandaMaxxxNYC__________
    LaSpanglishFly____
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    That whole your/you're thing is at least 5x as funny when it's in a tattoo.

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    Bulldog0613The_Dorkster______teodoromai________RamblingMachine__SolelyBJeremyInKCAristotlesNZ__primandearless
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    primandearlessKidsTheZeDaysjdude988MaxxxNYC__________CM2BTTHDBrainlessGeorgeangeljones1ClubNette
    BrainlessGeorge
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    I once had a boss that said,"You can't trust a man with facial hair." My response was,"I can't work for a guy who looks like Count Chocula."

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    The_Dorkster______leashaletteUrbanDouchebagCountGripsnatchRamblingMachine__SolelyBAndLive2LoveKatarinaKriz
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    CountGripsnatchFavstar500Favsispypanda
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    Seriously though... what the fuck kind of plant has rapeseeds? This is making me want to avoid nature.

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    Bulldog0613The_Dorkster______RamblingMachine__SolelyBprimandearlessAndLive2LoveKatarinaKrizaleneparr
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    SquirrelNugshazeyhaleypreawsaurus__SevipervertdomesticHswollenvoice
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    Do the people writing the spam bots not realize that an egg with 66 tweets and 0 followers seems suspicious? Or are other people that dumb?

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    The_Dorkster______RamblingMachine__SolelyBAndLive2LoveKatarinaKrizaleneparrweinerdog4lifeAllInFunTX________
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    IamMrsCunner
  • sirshucky
      lnɐd @sirshucky

    I'm sitting here staring at a $1300 computer I built thinking, "This has to be one of the fastest home machines used entirely for web porn."

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    The_Dorkster______RamblingMachine__SolelyBAndLive2LoveKatarinaKrizaleneparrweinerdog4lifeAllInFunTX________
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