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Don't forget to turn your scales back 10 lbs for Thanksgiving.
"I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference."
"Oh, I'm sorry...Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?"
The Empire State Building will light up in blue tomorrow to recognize #WorldArthritisDay. ♥
Twitter wants me to follow this girl who annoys the shit out of me.
“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.”—George Carlin
"The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. And the first to forget is the happiest."
Procaffinating - Drinking coffee while procrastinating.
The lady next to me has tightest facelift I've EVER seen. My day would be complete if I could see her sneeze.
"When a girl replies with "aww thanks", it means she is politely telling you to return to the friend zone you just tried escaping from."
The cable man just asked if he can come in my back door. *giggle*
Nillionaire - Someone having little to no money.
Your cologne smells like failure.
Don't ask the question if you can't handle the answer.
I should just change my voicemail greeting to: "Please hang up and text me."
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think. George Carlin
Your illness doesn't define you, your strength and courage does. Trainer in training, fitness, cycling, hiking, animals, music, and a touch of sarcasm.