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"I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference."
The Empire State Building will light up in blue tomorrow to recognize #WorldArthritisDay. ♥
"Oh, I'm sorry...Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?"
Twitter wants me to follow this girl who annoys the shit out of me.
“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.”—George Carlin
"The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. And the first to forget is the happiest."
I should just change my voicemail greeting to: "Please hang up and text me."
So many people joking about Paris Jackson's suicide attempt. Personally, I don't think there's anything funny about someone's pain.
Please don't leave your dog in the car.
Happy National Grilled Cheese Day! Was that too cheesy?
From 6pm-6am on New Year's Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. 1-800-222-4357. You don't have to be a member!
"Beverly Hills quake appears to have been extremely shallow. USGS putting it at surface level." What isn't shallow and surface level in BH?!
Kim Kardashian is the second highest paid 'Actress' on television. I know...I can't stop laughing either.
Give sarcasm a chance.
Your illness doesn't define you, your strength and courage does.