Found a book that achieves maximum buzzwordiness: "Agile Data Warehousing Project Management: Business Intelligence Systems Using Scrum"

The idea that I have to download an XCode project full of bizarre boilerplate to make a program compile is INSANE.

How 2 ride like a real Kreuzberger/rin: have a 10 speed bike, but only ride on the hardest gear. Never oil your chain. Or stop.

Just spent like an hour trying to invent some magical monad type then realized it exists and it's called "list". Oh man.

Negotiating around pits while eating dates or olives gives you a real understanding of the geometry of your mouth.

@funnyhandle I usually just post my location to Facebook and threaten to drink alone if someone doesn't meet me. Works every time.

No, no, the third chord in your progression is not the one you want. You just repeated the first one. Oh… fuck it, whatever. #ESC2013

His shoe is called love?! Songwriters: if you don't really, really, REALLY "get" English, please stick with your native tongue. #ESC2013

@theophani nah, pretty sure he doesn't know what hockey is, exactly. Maybe he read about it in a book or something.

Now comes the Berlin summer. When phrases like “2 AM” or “Monday night” lose meaning. The arrival of the timeless now, and countless beers.

After grudgingly trying to buy Pixelmator again App Store is like "oh you DO own this! Here just have it for free!"

One of my neighbors bought a megaphone to shout at the other neighbors who play loud techno. Never a dull moment, here.

And now to listen to @nightvaleradio before bed. This is certainly a good idea. Sleep is overrated.

@fronx you have like six accounts. It would take me ages to unfollow. Also, compared to most ppl, you are gold standard tweeter. Chill.

Recipe serves 4, requires a kilo of ground beef plus bacon. Is that… I mean that can’t be right…

@edmacovaz also, next time you/we go to Herman try the Val-Dieu Brune. So goooooood.

If I have a Canada Day party I may subject attendees to this two hour documentary about moose hunters  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRCDu6Xg6-I …

The web page failed to load properly and all I got was this. Now THIS is Canadian. pic.twitter.com/qjqWV1VDKJ

Basically all I brought back as souvenirs from Holland was massive hunks of cheese. NO REGRETS.

The way this new Daft Punk album is being positioned, it basically has to be the second coming of Christ.