“@googlefacts: The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.”

“@itssarcasmbitch: I need a six month holiday, twice a year.”

“@autocorrects: If twin females marry twin males, And they each have a child, Will both children look alike? Mind = BLOWN!” i doubt it.

“@oinkimmapig: Obama said, "Yes, we can!" but I said, "Yes, weekend!"”

“@autocorrects: YEAH I STUDIED. Then i forget everything when i saw the paper.”

“@1dlove_xx: LOL. at. this. http://t.co/r9gwTf8C” LMAO

"@autocorrects: We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap."

“@retwittings: Retweet if you are looking forward to Chinese New Year.” 红包!!! $_$

“@funnyortruth: I swear people don’t know how long the things they say can stay in someone’s head.”

“@autocorrects: Dear cellphone companies, please invent an "unsend my text" option.” yes, please

“@autocorrects: Whats blue and not heavy? Light blue.”

“@autocorrects: I would like to go up to a fortune teller and SLAP her in the face and say "bet you didn't see that coming".”

"@funnyortruth: Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done then in the morning convincing yourself it’s not important"

“@ohteenquotes: I couldn't help but notice that 'awesome' ends with me & 'ugly' starts with u!”

“@autocorrects: Why don't they just put one huge pair of 3-D glasses in front of the screen?”

"@friendshlp: Before I had a twitter, I actually slept at night and did my homework."

"@quotingswag: I got a text!
I hope it's from..........
OH MY GOD, LEAVE ME ALONE. "

so i trended #1DDIRECTORY , followed @1dcyberpunk ... mission accomplished? ;)

"@jooooooooyce: huiyu forever getting on my nerves urghhhhhhh 👊👊 @sixtypirates" here's one more. pic.twitter.com/pvTBFKnYH1

happy birthday sungsung!!! 🎉🎈🎁🎉🎈🎁 stop wearing the same hoodie thanks. maybe i should get you more hoodies. 😁✌ @vanishingpact