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So they're finally ending House. I hope the finale sees him tumble from a waterfall holding Lupus by the throat.
Disgusted that people are planning a street party for Thatcher's death. We should wait three nights at the grave with stakes first.
Ground crew should really meet the Shuttle on horseback in full Planet of the Apes costumes, but you can't have everything :)
My email is such a mess I'm adding "Directed by M. Night Shyamalan" to the footer as an explanation.
Lisbeth Salander would burn down the 'Lisbeth Salander fashion line' while macing the designer and nailgunning the PR team to their desks.
Events detailed in the Phantom Menace, Clone Wars & Revenge of the Sith never happened. All fabricated on soundstages with CGI #Wookieeleaks
BBC confirms current Pope will be leaving after the Christmas special. Steven Moffat tight lipped about possible replacement #popefacts
The Hunger Games is making so much money that it's be a slap in the face to humanity if London *didn't* weaponise the Olympics.
*This* is genius http://iwdrm.tumblr.com/ Very well thought out animated gifs from great movies.
@paleofuture Space Cat's drinking problem began when the computer on his shuttle crashed and Mission Control told him to hit the Space Bar.
You can force the new BBC website back into the older and much better design by firmly gripping your browser in the bottom left corner.
Remake The Bodyguard with Jason Statham in the Whitney Houston role as a pretend action hero having to be protected by Gina Carano. BOOM.
@bronwen @paleofuture Space Cat walks into a moonbar. Turns to leave. Bartender: Not staying?' Space Cat: 'Nah, there's no atmosphere'.
@sizemore in reply to bronwen
@Dr_Black If you watch The Social Network and *then* Zombieland it's about Zuckerberg being chased by the mindless hoards he's created :)
@sizemore in reply to Dr_Black
Gah. Just clicked on a link on my favourite hardcore Japanese porn site and it maliciously redirected me to Twitter. Morning.