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Shhhhh! I snuck a bunch of booze into work today.........using my stomach
Steve Jobs was in Hangover and Police Academy 5, right? #Oscars #SJS
"Women are just horrible monsters that feed off male attention and suck the life from you one horrible lie at a time." --Pete, #MadMen
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.......Unless you're in prison.
Do trains still have oyster bars? That needs to be a thing again. #MadMen
See, ladies: babies will ruin your lives and make you miss everything fun. On the plus side, your boobs will get huge. #MadMen
. . . Can U.S. Marshals really deputize people still? Is that still a thing? #JustifiedFX
15 years after Biggie Smalls death, the lessons from it are still true....Take 6th and avoid all that Wilshire traffic. #RIPBiggie
If you see a link trying to give you free tracks from Nickleback's new album DO NOT CLICK IT! It will give you free Nickleback tracks!
Hey Math! We're sick and tired of finding your "X"! Just accept the fact that she is gone and move on with your life!
"L" bombs....and "Kids"
..that definitely means "I want an "overnight" #bachelor