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  • skeletoes
      Sarah @skeletoes

    You're a dumb whore!

    Oops. Fucking autocorrect.

    I meant hi.

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    Black_notteNerdyByNatureShinigamiEyezkeefers323Ginlicker________DaCLuBhouseSabotage_D________UGotMeRight
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      Sarah @skeletoes

    Once upon a time I was excited to have a job and my own bills. I also had a crush on a boy in school and thought alcohol was gross.

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    GypsySoMagicraydauphinaisfavstar_popsalma19ninetyVicMaundrellMy_Ego_AlteredMeanOldManMike____FormerGrunt______
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    MistookMistakeTheTennisPhenomBlackGodSon______HarajukuBlackDevilsMistress6YesThatAmyRegTheLlamaJCBNE
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  • skeletoes
      Sarah @skeletoes

    For the first time since I became a single mom, all of my bills are current and credit card paid down. Fuck. Yes. I'm proud.

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  • skeletoes
      Sarah @skeletoes

    Friday. The day of the week where its *almost* acceptable to bring whiskey to work.

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    My_Ego_AlteredMidgetsparraydauphinaisaceboogie786Sailsman777LouuSeeFlyybmarked21What_eyeThink____
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    Miss_jane_mc__That_Damn_Duck
  • skeletoes
      Sarah @skeletoes

    Hey you. Your asshole is showing. No seriously dude, pull up your pants.

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  • skeletoes
      Sarah @skeletoes

    #crohns crohns go away, come again another... second thought. Fukk off and stay the hell away, dirty skank.

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  • skeletoes
      Sarah @skeletoes

    Just remember that when you're fretting about buying "enough" presents for your kids, 20 sets of parents are now planning funerals. :(

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  • skeletoes
      Sarah @skeletoes

    Shhhit. This day is taking forever. Baileys in my coffee sounds like a wonderful idea. Make things more fun and solve this pesky job thing.

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      Sarah @skeletoes

    I hate Monday. Monday is the red-headed-step-child if said step child sucked a lot of dick and drank all my coffee.

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  • skeletoes
      Sarah @skeletoes

    Oh look. Time to get up and deal with the bullshit again. All for a paycheck. Bah.

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    My_Ego_AlteredatanenhausTexMexicanish____gracemilyyfaultymoonpieeTHEgoddess
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  • skeletoes
      Sarah @skeletoes

    Let's just say this people. The nicer you are to customer service the more we will go out of our way for you? And vice versa.

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      Sarah @skeletoes

    Nothing in the professional world is more unprofessional than a "ring-back tone". Especially if it's Lil Wayne.

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    My_Ego_Alteredraydauphinaisroadkill3xRXCYCLIST________MeganAlyse19______
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      Sarah @skeletoes

    Vagina tweet.

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  • skeletoes
      Sarah @skeletoes

    Friday. Finally. I foresee a fire this weekend and beer.

    Beer.

    Want a beer?

    Nope. My beer.

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      Sarah @skeletoes

    I just poured coffee in my coffee maker, to make coffee, if that's any indication of how my morning is going.

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  • skeletoes
      Sarah @skeletoes

    Obviously the answer is coffee. To everything. Except when the answer is whiskey. Whiskey beats coffee.

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  • skeletoes
      Sarah @skeletoes

    I've decided being an adult is overrated. I'm going back to being 16...which means drunk as fuck or asleep.

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  • skeletoes
      Sarah @skeletoes

    Remember everyone, jokes and cracks aside, love the ones you have, because you might not have them for as long as you think.

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  • skeletoes
      Sarah @skeletoes

    Finally my weekend begins! Birthday drinking with the boy for his bday! City for a bar opening/band tomorrow! And all of it with the boy!

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@skeletoes

@skeletoes

hey you. go fuck yourself. twice. no crying afterwards either.