the nra would argue for the right to go after omar's mom on her way to church

ARE U THERE TRAP GOD? ITS ME, MARGARET.

BE NICE TO CUSTOMER SERVICE PPL THEIR JOBS SUCK AND YOUR PROBLEM IS NOT THEIR FAULT. GIVE GOOD FEEDBACK. IT PROBABLY MAKES THEIR WHOLE WEEK.

beats by dre headphones are the rollerblades of audio equipment

HOLD ON A SEC. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD SNEAK OUT OF MY HOUSE? (BOMB DROP) (BOMB DROP) (FIRST FOUR BARS OF "DROP A GEM ON EM") SERIOUSLY SON?

yo real talk tho lil b is gonna be a great politician in about ten years

yo what if funk flex was your dad

THIS CHICK IS LIKE "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO LOWER THE TAXES ON MY TWELVE CATS?"

when most djs say "killin it" they mean "trainwrecking unnecessary nudisco remixes of already popular songs in a crowded popular bar"

"self-deportation" is when yr too pussy to break up with your girl so you just act like a dick until she dumps you

yo trap producers ... the actual trap is making 62 bpm emotional jams about girls on too much molly. yall are making bangladesh beats.

new daft punk album brah RT @slimthugga: I wanna do some white ppl shit today in LA what should I do?

staring at yr phone tweeting/texting is really the fifth element of hip-hop totally serious

ira glass in this bitch singing "call yr girlfriend" loud af

ghost and rae be like "turn to page 78 to find out who took the bricks"

ri ri "pour it up" lyrics are like a chinese spam e-mail about pop rap

rice krispies aka "dat loud"

I KNEW YOU WERE STRUGGLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN

you guys of course banksy was lil b all along

YO DOG MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT BE WRITING ABOUT RAP MUSIC:  http://noisey.vice.com/blog/three-signs-you-should-not-be-writing-about-rap-music …