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I wanna go do something god dammit.....i need a car so bad :(
Rains will pour down, waves will crash around, but you will be safe in my arms. <3
Clouds will rage and storms will race in, but you will be safe in my arms.
I'm hungeryryryryry. *tummy growls* Grawr.
Time for bed! *reaches for razor* Hmmm teeth are getting kinda hairy, better shave 'em.... #ShaveYourTeeth
OH MY GOD AFTER 17 YEARS I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE SECRET TO CALLING THE ICE CREAM MAN! WHERE WERE THROUGHOUT MY CHILDHOOD?!?!
Just tried washing my hands with toothpaste.....I'm losing my sanity...
What if someday some other species dominates Earth and eats human eggs? "Yeah I had an oocyte for breakfast today. It was a little runny."
Next time your man tells you to make him a sammich, just say "BITCH stfu and make me some tacos."
STUPID TRAIN IS ALL THATS STANDING BETWEEN ME AND MY DINNER! #ImStarving
One girl against the world, trying to find happiness and maintain it. Impossible I know.