@michelleobama graduated Cum Laude from Princeton and earned a Juris Doctor Degree from Harvard Law School. But let's talk bangs.

@mbchp This wouldn't happen if Jobs were still at the helm.

I seriously can't wait to see what you do with it. // RT @sentry_nc: What a bloody mess.  http://80gr.it/37 

If you aren’t following @politifact, you should be. They are calling out both candidates on their truths and lies. #KnowledgeIsPower

@brandik @willscroggs KSU brought great D and earned the win. Killed Missouri and Miami too. Would love to see them go all the way this year

Settings > General > About > Advertising > Limit Ad Tracking

Determines if you are assigned a unique ad ID for tracking/targeting.

#iOS6

@kentonh @brandik @ksjill @jdg @kietatran Damn. ICT Sausage Fest was going to be my killer startup idea.

20 mins... //RT @applespotlight: '60 Minutes' profile of Twitter creator @jack Dorsey airing tonight at 7PM ET/PT  http://80gr.it/7n 

@mbchp Unfriend -> Block -> Tell her you closed your Facebook account.

@mbchp My God, man. @starbucks should put your face in the center of their logo

The No-Fly list is increasingly used on American citizens while they're out of the country, effectively exiling them.  http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2013/02/201324165957645514.html …

Legacy.  http://i.imgur.com/5wsHs.jpg 

Energy Drinks Can't Support Claims; FDA Investigates Deaths and Illnesses  http://80gr.it/3-  via @dietsinreview

It would be awesome if Apple would make a router that supported all features - AirPlay, HDD, Printer, TimeCapsule, etc. #justsayin

Happens to the best of us. // Taliban Accidentally Reveal Identities of Their Mailing List Members  http://abcnews.go.com/International/taliban-accidentally-reveal-identities-mailing-list-members/story?id=17737950#.UKZ0BSrjlKq …

Nailed it! #obama

Breaking: Home rental prices in Colorado up 27% overnight as hippies move in droves.

Late to bed, early to rise. I'll sleep when I'm dead. // RT @neillharmer: Early to bed, early to rise.

@nickjungman @superdumb @gibbalicious Nick let's not forget Pres. Obama is guilty of wearing mom jeans.

@nickjungman @superdumb @gibbalicious Screw community. I'm in it for the Big Bird jokes.