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hot women is an anagram for went homo
adults who don't watch cartoons are weird
"i need a lover who is capable of carrying me away from the nail polish section if i start crying over them"
dubstep in a kmart commercial for children’s clothing means we are much closer to dubstep at chili’s than we all realized
good girls are bad girls who don't get caught
I can't look at someone the same way after finding out they say gif with a hard G.
"Apologies to anyone who thought of it as offensive" is not an apology.
how do you friends
dear lord, please teach me to not use gotham all the fucking time, amen
Can all atheist business owners and franchisees choose a few days of the year and one day of the week to totally inconvenience others plzthx
The Internet taught me most everything I know.
if you are under age 40 in 2013 and use pandora to listen to music what the fuck are you even doing
This is really really good. "21 Tips to Keep Your Shit Together When You’re Depressed." http://www.diycouturier.com/post/47249603128/21-tips-to-keep-your-shit-together-when-youre …
Designer for web and print. Leaves behind a trail of glitter and nosebleeds. Red hot like pizza supper. Middle name: Dark Rescue.