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hot women is an anagram for went homo
adults who don't watch cartoons are weird
"i need a lover who is capable of carrying me away from the nail polish section if i start crying over them"
dubstep in a kmart commercial for children’s clothing means we are much closer to dubstep at chili’s than we all realized
i need breakfast. and for everyone to respect women. thank you bye
remember how the whole internet was one collective obnoxious shawol for lucifer's release
playing the game of "do i waste time waiting for photoshop to unfreeze or do i force quit and waste time recreating what i lost"
patrick stumph & co. had a LOT of fun playing their new songs
every time I find myself in iOS7 Safari I wonder what the fuck happened here
good girls are bad girls who don't get caught
toddler on the train was enamored w/ graffiti, exclaimed "PAINTINGS" every time he saw a piece; his mom said they were "talented artists" <3
just hissed 'why are you like this' at firefox like straight parseltongue
Sometimes I’m goody-goody. Right now I’m ‘bout-it–‘bout-it.