I would expect a baby boom in July 2010 all in part to this last twitter outage!

Couch potato skills are on full display today!

Trick or tweet smell my feet give me something good to tweet

She's fat ,he's fat,she's loud,he's loud,she's vulgar,he's vulgar,she smells like ass ,he smells like ass, yep that's my landlord & her son!

I'm gonna watch misery cause it loves company on encore channel till I fall asleep

┌П┐(^_^)┌П┐ - Kanye West ,steal the show the right way pussy!

I just got unfollwed & blocked by someone for dropping to many f-bombs, to that I say Fuck off!if you don't fucking like it!

Yesterday was filled with fun & tons of drinking. Today on the other hand is filled with lots of aspirin & sleep

I no longer feel like "lard ass" from "stand by me". Its safe to say I have digested

If anybody has anxiety intervention is on I wouldn't advise watching that

Hey neighbor if u keep mowing your lawn soon it won't be there ,we live in the Bronx your lawn isn't that big !

Lunch I need you ,do you need me ? I hope so,cause I'm coming to get you!

Joan Rivers is looking more & more like the something ,something cat lady!

Well it looks like the pillow has won this battle ,still undefeated! Good Night!

When I see the wizard of oz it reminds me of a girl who liked me the only problem was that she looked like the tin man

I've seen desperate moves in my life but here on twitter , man lady you need some serious help go to match.com if its that bad!

Get your mind out of the gutter I won't put who this is meant for they might have an idea! But its all good! Some quick thinkers !

Ya know what i just told myself I don't give a fuck today! I just have that kinda feel today

Watching MTV true life ,damn I can't believe I was that immature at a point in my life

Ohh orange sour patch kids ,how I love you!