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Well, I guess it is true. I didn't turn off my phone and every single person in this clinic just died.
You can take my Man Card when you can pry it from my cold, dead, elegantly exfoliated, apricot scented hand.
With Reader's Digest going bankrupt, we may have to face up to the fact that old people are going to try to talk to us in waiting rooms.
Sex and the City sequel currently being shot in New York, although passerby thought it was the set of the long awaited "Golden Girls" movie.
Laugh if you want, but Palin gets a lot of things right in her book. The forward is in the beginning and most of the sentences have periods.
Mariah Carey to perform at Jackson memorial, "She's really struggling to find the perfect 'skanky but mourning' outfit," says publicist.
Morose terms like "troop surge", "escalation", "exit strategy", and "insurgency" can always be followed by "in your pants."
Glenn Beck says "something doesn't feel right." How do you think suppressing your violent homo-erotic urges is supposed to feel, Mr. Beck?
Madoff's mistress says he's a "terrific" kisser, which is terrible timing because HE'S IN PRISON RIGHT NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Healthcare reform is dominating my Twitter stream. Don't you assholes know that Jessica Simpson's dog is still missing?
WTF is wrong with people today? Can't a guy in his late 30s, go rollerblading with short shorts on while listening to Def Leppard anymore?
Just finished my prize for the next Kanye West tweet I see: it's an auto-tuned recording of a dead horse being beaten.
Advanced shoutout to whichever NFL stadium sound guy plays "Who Let The Dogs Out" when Michael Vick returns.
Attn: Senator DeMint. Obama lives with his mother-in-law and you think HEALTHCARE is going to break him?
Breaking: the National Weather Service is reporting that @joeschmitt's hair has been downgraded to a tropical depression.
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