My son can unlock the iPad, find the Videos app, and switch on AirPlay to send Polar Express to the TV but can’t yet crap on a toilet.

@daringfireball @gruber

Paul Thurrott : Apple : : J. Jonah Jameson : Spider-Man

You say 84 million iPads, I say 84 million potential comic book readers.

@gruber "How to unselect a tweet":

Close Twitter for iPad, open Twitterrific.

The @comixology community is second to absolute none. We were down, and you guys lifted us up. You don't ever forget something like that.

Hey. I wanted to take a moment to say thanks to the @comixology support team: @mandybu, @adcustom, @patloika, and @literateknits. Tireless.

I don’t need to install the iOS 7 beta I don’t need to install the iOS 7 beta I don’t need to install the iOS 7 beta I don’t need to install

@skottieyoung @katiecandraw @mikemaihack @augiedb I started a directory for $2 comics, so far, on the Tumblr. http://2dollar.tumblr.com

Tweet a picture of you reading comics on @comixology in public: get a t-shirt. #readcomicsinpublic http://t.co/hHXr9GRw

Let freedom ring.

3 million new iPads = 3 million new potential comic fans! http://t.co/jBQlNbmw

Brandon Routh sits alone. Gazes into his glass of whiskey. Laughs. pic.twitter.com/6vVa08aOhn

Want a gig at @comixology? We get bagels on Wednesdays, you guys.  http://comiXology.com/jobs 

Stop what you’re doing. Wolverine: Old Man Logan is on sale for 99c a piece. Go now. NOW. http://t.co/ysFetj6q

@gruber .."Mubarak and Qaddafy" hosted by your internet pal Dan Benjamin.

X-Fans, hold me tight. The Phalanx Covenant and Generation X are hot off the digital presses.  http://www.comixology.com/new-comics?date=2013-04-16 …

Comics app users everywhere: rejoice at the third listing. http://t.co/BgYHOZs8

A big day for everyone at @comixology. And maybe you too. http://t.co/7yaYOgfi

"Simply mind-blowing" is how @jsnell described our upcoming HD comics for the new iPad. Not hyperbole, trust me. http://t.co/woXQnvLu

BREAKING: GoDaddy Does Something That Angers Internet.

@gruber if you see <p> tags, you blew it.