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You noticed I had a typo. Cuntgratulations
Don't send me boob pics. Send me pics of your medicine cabinet.
I want to see what I'm dealing with
Piss stories never get old
I almost blew it but I couldn't quite reach it
That guy is the tallest little person I've ever seen.
Seeing rehab commercials makes me think its trendy to go to rehab
"She fell in love. I fell asleep"
Computer says to refresh. So I sprayed some frabreeze on it
"Be my angel, be my angel, do you wanna die?!?!"
You stay outta my port hole!!
I am one person. I can not do it all...but, I will take it all on.
You farted on me twice, I'm not checking the second time to see if you left a mark.
I don't think anyone can make this go away.
I miss home.
putting it all back together after I tore it apart
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