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You noticed I had a typo. Cuntgratulations
Don't send me boob pics. Send me pics of your medicine cabinet.
I want to see what I'm dealing with
Piss stories never get old
I almost blew it but I couldn't quite reach it
That guy is the tallest little person I've ever seen.
Seeing rehab commercials makes me think its trendy to go to rehab
Computer says to refresh. So I sprayed some frabreeze on it
"Be my angel, be my angel, do you wanna die?!?!"
You stay outta my port hole!!
You farted on me twice, I'm not checking the second time to see if you left a mark.
BCS Bowl. Cuz 'Bama
Yeah I got a trophy wife.... Her trophy says last place