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Just saw a Jesus fish tramp stamp. Best day ever.
On a noble quest to fuck under a bridge.
Last night I drank every drink mentioned in Chumbawumba's "Tubthumping".
Skrillex is a rare water pokemon.
I have this one draft of a tweet that says "a fragrant bouquet of dicks", but twitter won't let me send it. I am disappointed.
Lets all just think about sexy astronauts for a bit.
Just a bunch of good people, very good people, who are so fucking embarrisingly shy that they spend their time on the Internet.
Saints won. Obama won. I'm now determined to eat a steak, listen to the Beatles, and get a blowjob this week.
Like taking John Candy from a baby.
Face is a headachhe
My official review of Jimmy John's: "You can eat there if you want!"
Find someone and kiss them. Also, eat pizza from Domino's.
Go kiss outside, you fools.
FUCK. JAZZ. FEST.
Y'all this hug thing is getting out of hand.
Hey guys let's get real sexy
I think a lot of my problems with Jazz Festers is that they try so hard, think so intently, prepare so diligently, plan so carefully...
Hey kids stay in school don't get stuck in a vortex