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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Have you ever noticed that men and women give their privates as a wedding present, then end up keeping it and re-gifting it over and over?

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      Sly @slyoung5

    Just because you don't fit in, it doesn't mean that you don't belong..... A penis doesn't give up with a virgin on the first try.

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      Sly @slyoung5

    Snow at this time of year is like having your period. We hate it at the best of times but we hate it more when it's late.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Wondering if I made a mistake with someone but don't want to say I made a mistake in case I'm making a mistake that it was a mistake.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Big thanks, my dear friend @SharpeBytes for the TotD! Love ya!! #FF

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      Sly @slyoung5

    Big thanks to the great @CulturedRuffian for the TotD! Mucho appreciated! #FF Happy Monday!

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      Sly @slyoung5

    Spring has a ring....which reminds me...I need to buy some new jewellery.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Women: Never marry a man that doesn't know his alphabet. He wont be able to write love letters or lick to the middle of the Tootsie pop.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    One may not see you for who you really are because then they would have to admit that they were really wrong.

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      Sly @slyoung5

    Big thanks to the great @ThatWhiskeyChic for the TotD! Mucho appreciated! This is true tweet! #FF!

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Sometimes the second time around is a good thing...even the third or fourth time. It's like doing laps...when you're exhausted.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Some of the best memories are embedded while in bed.

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      Sly @slyoung5

    Big thanks to the sweet @honeybadgerMel for the TotD. This is also goes for stomachs. Love ya! xo #FF

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      Sly @slyoung5

    Big thanks to the amazing @CamusOverEasy for the TotD! Maybe you can help me finally figure out how's it done! Love ya! xo #FF

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      Sly @slyoung5

    A little bit of this & a little bit of that isn't a lot of either or but tit for tat is better than fucking nothing.

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      Sly @slyoung5

    Happening now: That funny feeling which washes over you like........FUCK THIS?

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Orgasms......gone but not forgotten.

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      Sly @slyoung5

    Big thanks to the lovely & funny @KarenLyneButler for the TotD. Giving someone the poop covered finger works like a charm! xo #FF

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      Sly @slyoung5

    It's going to be a great day cuz my dog chewed a hole in the poop bag & I actually picked up shit. Giving the finger will rock today.

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