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Dicks are like spaghetti. They start out long and hard and end up as a wet noodle.
I'd never get fake tits or any plastic surgery that would make me look fake. I'm too afraid of it being contagious & making my orgasms fake
Life gave her lemons and she made herself a sour puss.
I know the difference between right & wrong and good & bad. The most selfish choice is wrong which is bad but it feels right and thats good.
Why a girl loves a man who can't say no to her:
1) Sex any time she wants
2) Sex any time she wants
3) See 1 & 2
4) See 1, 2, 3 & 4
If you belittle people, you'll never be big.
If at first you don't succeed.....you might eventually if you fall in love with the guy or lose your taste buds.
When you're young, dream the dream & live it so that when you get old, you'll have the memories.
Pain is like an orgasm. It has to be felt.
Imagine losing the love of your life. Now imagine the pain you'd feel. Now go love them so you never have to feel the pain of losing them.
You have to go through the worst to get to the best.
This also applies to fucking.
Don't get too attached to anyone because being a Siamese twin would suck.
My privates are so tight lipped they're having a meltdown.
Straightjackets required. No corners allowed. Love bouncing!