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No coat needed today. Beautiful. Snowstorm tomorrow.
Fuck. It's like my mother. Warm one day & then the cold always always comes back.
My inner demon was not meant to be tamed. Those that can embrace my wild side, are the ones that will remain by my side.
Hope for it
but put effort in it.
Don't wait for it,
Love is......being their human diary.
Reality. Some people miss it like an idiot misses the point.
Handcuffedtothebedmania: The excessive desire to stay in bed.
Inner rage: Mad at yourself
Road rage : Mad at other drivers
Bed rage: Mad that you're awake from his fucking snoring not from his fucking
If you can't do it right the first time, fuck a second time.
Unless it's sex we're talking about.
Love is like an ocean. You can see where it starts & all the beauty of it but you can't tell if you'll sail sweetly or be swallowed by it.
I need a volunteer to be my stunt double for the rest of my married life.
Don't forget to turn your clocks.....I'm turning mine to a time I get laid.
Men: If a woman asks you to last longer during sex....it's not a compliment.
If it makes you smile, giggle, laugh or orgasm, keep doing it until it hurts and makes you cry.
Straightjackets required. No corners allowed. Love bouncing!