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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    You can't make someone have sex with you but you can deprive them of all necessities & human contact until they give in.

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    Vegasdagguh_like_iDunnoNZenmachinelorigonzalez28stankloafAngreaJohnMcGregor8shanethevein
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    lorigonzalez28VirgoSherryStryfe74br0k3nHalo
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Vote on how to bleach your asshole. 1) Make him consume it or 2) Pour it on him. Big thanks to @walashds for the TotD. Mucho thanks! #FF

    • 3
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    desi_princesslovemydogduck1Happytwit
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Teacher: What is the definition of:
    Comme ci, comme ça?
    Airhead: He see me cum and he saw me cum.

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    funsized61Token_GeezerCarter_TCBKimKardashsToelife_suckerawordforaword4bodingsweetg35
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    life_suckerawordforawordGentlyTemperedAphroditeAfter5Prixzyykneefooty11KittenMrowlzumikiss
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    You would just hear slurping sounds every time you were near a woman. Big thanks to @yourpencilskirt for the TotD. Mucho appreciated. #FF

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    awordforawordsweetg35AphroditeAfter5oneICURNeliserose5Cheeseboy22lovemydogduckyourpencilskirt
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    The perfect solution to Elf on a Shelf. pic.twitter.com/2IVfqDf7ZU

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    niksteer1Token_Geezerawordforawordsweetg35AphroditeAfter5oneICURNImprobableEddieEvilSchwartzie
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  • slyoung5
     
    Sly @slyoung5

    @girlwithsometho @immortaljaye It is the sweetest thing ever. xoxo

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Too bad vaginas can't lick their own lips.

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    llvvzz10GermanyyyyyySusanandTrixieangelizajGlenndaCainWhat_the_waJEN_JEN_2014Morethanamazing
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    JEN_JEN_2014CountMackulaReynaKatstubie57Xalqeegreggoodman77Prince_Madness1Lanie_Black
    yourpencilskirt
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    I've hidden notes all over the house saying, "He's trying to kill me." Hubz better be nice. Big thanks to @ninja_soup_ for the TotD. #FF

    • 9
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    oneICURNhirojesusSapphireBelJensemiirawordforawordTinkerbell_Ninja_Soup_curlymalloy
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Fuck, No! Fuck, No! Fuck, No! Big thanks to the hilarious @ericsshadow for the TotD and all the giggles on your TL. #FF

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    hirojesusSapphireBelcurlymalloyVirgoSherrythedayofthedotsilent_musingsericsshadowAlex_N_Chains
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    How to have a good Monday:
    1) For the first hour at work reply, "Fuck, No!"to everything.
    2) If it keeps you smiling, continue until bedtime

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    WilliamRodgersNikkiandtheGrifthisislizzToken_Geezerlife_sucker4bodingWaltharVonGoneICURN
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    ericsshadow
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Love life & live so that when your dreams come true, you won't miss them. Big thanks to the fabuloso @kittenmrowl for the bedtime TotD. #FF

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    oneICURNAphroditeAfter5awordforawordMaxine12333curlymalloyericsshadowTinkerbell_cfishing
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Married people don't have sex.............
    with their spouses.

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    ApacheAssasinCount_Spacularbamakidd0730LisaFabulous_72hottentotsgotsteviethekDirtMcTurdBobGoble
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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Why can't they just have a turtle pool like most kids have? Big thanks to @ohmibiebz for the TotD. Mucho gracias. #FF

    • 14
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    oneICURNJoshuaJimenez5hirojesusawordforawordcurlymalloyohmibiebzCunda22AphroditeAfter5
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    ohmibiebz
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Looks like I'll have to bring a hose. Big thanks to @iamjeffsloan for the TotD. Mucho appreciated! #FF

    • 5
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    oneICURNawordforawordcurlymalloyAphroditeAfter51Happytwit
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Next time I'll be more generous and bring 3 glasses of water to donate. Big thanks to the funny @sumukhcomedy for the TotD. #FF!

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    awordforawordcurlymalloyAphroditeAfter51HappytwitSteveDutzylovemydogduckhg47SumukhComedy
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Men: You shouldn't get upset when a woman says she has a headache.....after all, she's just talking about you. You ARE the headache.

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    anitaluke13mycherie2006life_suckerToken_Geezer4bodingBoleyngirlyoneICURNMaui_Speaks
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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Practice safe sex by locking all doors so your spouse can't walk in & stab you to death. Big thanks to the sweet @cfishing for the TotD. #FF

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    oneICURNawordforawordcurlymalloyAphroditeAfter5SteveDutzylovemydogduckMmeLaCroozBDGarp
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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    "Try this one on for size. If it doesn't fit, we do free alterations. Money back guarantee if you're not satisfied."

    Women buying men.

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    life_suckerToken_Geezer4bodingoneICURNnikhimselfDONTJIMMYMEJULZRichHarris2MindBytes
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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Dare to dream but make sure you love life first. If you don't live, your dreams could come true and you'd miss them completely.

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    KittenMrowl
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