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Me: What? You asked me to write your Stag & Doe invitations in calligraphy.
F: Stag & Doe! Not Dick & Cunt!
M: Potato Potata
If you ever stop & realize that you always do for others & you're not appreciated........
it's time to always do for you.
Some day your Prince will come.............
Just make sure he gets you off too.
If my job is punishment for being bad in my last life....I must have had a fucking amazing time.
I'm going to bed earlier than I have since I was 14 because I'm feeling like crap BUT I'm telling Santa it's because I'm a good girl :)
May your love life be like the deep blue sea
and your sex life like a tsunami.
Do you ever notice that time flies when you're having sex but when work fucks you, it doesn't?
You can always eat the chip on your shoulder.....
Some don't even have that. Please donate.
Love is staying for the long run and sometimes it's running for staying too long.
The meat closest to the bone is always the most tender.
Help those that have no meat on their bones.
When you're having a bad day, you need:
1) A hug
2) Words of encouragement & love
3) To be tied up, hair pulled & your ass spanked
I'll get by with a little help from my friends.......
People depending on you.
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Put up all the Xmas decorations, wrapped gifts, listened to Xmas carols & made a special dinner...STILL not in the fucking Xmas mood.
Straightjackets required. No corners allowed. Love bouncing!