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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Kid: I got a rock.
    Adult: I got a rock hard penis.

    The only time when being an adult fucking rocks.

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    ih57452HeyZeus666KarenLyneButlerManicMellyBSeanRossLaetPOpineappleiheartericsshadow
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    TheSFNoir
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Some people are unlucky in love but not I've been married four times and still have the same in-laws unlucky.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Halloween: That time of year when you realize pumpkins have more teeth than the people who shop at Walmart.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Men: You know she's pissed at you when she discovers a huge spider and kills it herself rather than ask you to do it.

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    KarenLyneButlerpineappleiheartKali_MuraCrudeRudyKittenMrowlCarter_TCBJust_Lee_sweetg35
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  • slyoung5
     
    Sly @slyoung5

    @sheila_mac420 💜💜💜 Love you!!!

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    If the shoe fits, by one in every colour. That also applies to dildos.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Definition of nymphomaniac: Hopeless romantic gone horny.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Keep your mouth shut & hold someone...you'll dissolve their loneliness. Big thanks to the wonderful @cfishing for the TotD. <3 xoxo #FF

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    There is beauty in walking away:
    1) If the person you're speaking to is butt ugly
    2) If you have a nice butt. They'll appreciate it.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Best part of my day was that my panties & bra matched.
    Worst part of my day was that no one saw it.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Sometimes just holding someone can dissolve their loneliness and says things that words simply can't.

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    cfishing
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    I put the mother fucker "Y" (?????) in reality.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    What if I miss them & I can't remember where I buried all the body parts? Big thanks to the amazing @karenlynebutler for the TotD xo <3 #FF

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    When I have a secret that I promised not to repeat......
    I tell my dog & husband.
    My dog can't talk & my husband won't hear a word I say.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Sometimes I'm afraid that I might miss them, so just in case, I keep them in the basement for 30 days before burying them.

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    neakeljehujeniAdam14The_MartiniGirlTuttoBeneDanielmediocregeeToken_Geezer4boding
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    KarenLyneButler
  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Casual sex altogether separate can be a beautiful letdown. Keep your eyes wide shut & you'll find a fatal attraction with a friendly enemy.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Don't address your boss as, Dick, especially when his name is Brandon.
    Brown nosing is difficult.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    My work day feels like a hostage situation and no one is coming up with the fucking ransom.

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  • slyoung5
      Sly @slyoung5

    Bleaching your asshole can really be confusing. Big thanks @Prince_Madness1for the TotD. Mucho appreciated! #FF

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    TheSFNoir
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