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Happening now: That funny feeling which washes over you like........FUCK THIS?
Orgasms......gone but not forgotten.
It's going to be a great day cuz my dog chewed a hole in the poop bag & I actually picked up shit. Giving the finger will rock today.
Me: What doing?
Him: Hanging low.
Me: I asked what you were doing, not what your balls were doing.
My brain and plane are both delayed.
Men like speechless when mouthful.
Just ate everything in the fridge & freezer so there's less to pack when I move. I will be thankful on moving day when I'm too fat to move.
The line is there for a reason:
Get in it
but don't fucking cross it
Some things you can't unsee
Some things you can't unhear
but the worst are the tastes you can't unswallow
or the fucks you can't unfuck.
Straightjackets required. No corners allowed. Love bouncing!
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