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You can't make someone have sex with you but you can deprive them of all necessities & human contact until they give in.
Teacher: What is the definition of:
Comme ci, comme ça?
Airhead: He see me cum and he saw me cum.
Too bad vaginas can't lick their own lips.
How to have a good Monday:
1) For the first hour at work reply, "Fuck, No!"to everything.
2) If it keeps you smiling, continue until bedtime
Married people don't have sex.............
with their spouses.
Men: You shouldn't get upset when a woman says she has a headache.....after all, she's just talking about you. You ARE the headache.
"Try this one on for size. If it doesn't fit, we do free alterations. Money back guarantee if you're not satisfied."
Women buying men.
Dare to dream but make sure you love life first. If you don't live, your dreams could come true and you'd miss them completely.
Straightjackets required. No corners allowed. Love bouncing!