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Some will ask their loved one why they keep hurting them instead of asking themselves why they're still there to even ask that question.
I'm more dangerous when I'm horny than when I'm angry.
The only time you can make everyone happy is:
1) You're cheese
2) You're bacon
3) You're cheese & bacon on a pizza
4) Never. Don't be stupid
Of course women belong in the kitchen.
It has all the food we want and no men.
Sometimes when you're feeling lonely, it's just you telling yourself that you need some me time.
My work here is done.
Me when they find me dead at my desk..
Looking great naked vs eating anything & everything you want.
If she turns her nose up to you, you're not good enough for her.
If she turns her nipples up to you, you're good enough to fuck her.
Talking to my "friend I've had forever" brings me back to simpler & happier times. It also reminds me why I'm not in therapy and why she is.
If you're going to get in shit anyway:
1) Hit them harder
2) Stay out later
3) Drink more
4) Fuck harder
5) Fuck more
Straightjackets required. No corners allowed. Love bouncing!
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