Even the strongest people need to get their strength from somewhere. Don't always lean on the strong without giving them some support.

People will break your heart.
That can't be avoided.
Just don't ever let them break your pride.

Every once in awhile you will meet someone that will make you smile & your heart flip.......stay the fuck away from those ones.

Some people live on the edge......but they never jump.

I think Waldo is sitting beside the G-spot with all the missing socks and laughing his fucking ass off.

Wish you could put karma on fucking speed dial and have it delivered in 30 minutes or it's free.

Some men fuck the way we type. Fast, with a lot of mistakes.

Heaven is everything that you're going to hell for.

Love is leaving them the fuck alone sometimes so they can think & feel on their own.

If schools really want to do well with their fundraisers, why don't they sell gift sets of:
1) Vodka
2) Beer
3) Weed
4) Xanax

Been hearing a lot lately about bleaching your asshole. Do you just dump bleach over his head & keep out of his eyes or make him consume it?

It's not the size of the train. It's the ability of the train conductor, to remain in the station, until all the passengers get off.

My favourite position is orgasming.

It's only a sin if you're doing something you're not suppose to be doing......and you fucking get caught.

The problem nowadays is that the stupid are fucking confident and the smart are insecure.

I'm out of town on business. I can sleep with all of you tonight.

It's a 5 day work week. Remember to pace yourself.

In loving memory of.........my fucking sanity.

The most talented vaginas can pick up quarters and swallow quarter pounders.

You can learn a lot from your enemies.