#20Times Man Utd Champions: 1908 1911 1952 1956 1957 1965 1967 1993 1994 1996 1997 1999 2000 2001 2003 2007 2008 2009 2011 2013 #MUFC

Those boobs will eventually Sag, focus on building your Character

If the alarm on a China phone cannot wake you up... Bros, YOU ARE DEAD!!!"#Urbody"""

You can photoshop meat on ur rice and boobs on ur chest but you can't photoshop brain into ya head #YouNeedHelp

U Dreaming abt urself when kissing Rihanna in ur 1 room aparment in Ajegunle wow #YouNeedHelp"

That Awkward Moment when you are Tweeting in Church and the Pastor asks, "Are you FOLLOWING" ? #YouNeedHelp"

Sex is the BEST when you LOVE the person you're fucking.

Now that sir alex ferguson has retired , what's next ?

RT if proud to be a Nigerian ? #winner #QnA

Barca Fans Are Magicians, Did you see How they have suddenly disappeared from Twitter?

The only time he hangs out with Chicks is when he is at His Father's Poultry.

Dear Nollywood How can a Ghost Wear Wristwatch

Ronaldo your time in Madrid is over, better dey come go Man U

I cannot categorically wish U a Happy New month now, bcos I MAY say it now & my oga at the top MAY say its WORKER'S DAY.

Happy New Month. Download dope video SKUKI -B.A.D [Official Video]. Mobile DL -->  http://bit.ly/17sDy5h  cc @skukipeeshaun @skukivavavoom

Download Trending Video SKUKI @skukipeeshaun -@skukivavavoom B.A.D [Official Video]. Mobile DL -->  http://bit.ly/17sDy5h  Pls RT!

You be 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries'.. Your case dey court

Tweets: 1026415 Followers: 275208 Following: 69425....Account Bal: N9.25k CGPA: 00.8...brother U get issues #BAD

After buying drinks for a Chic in a club, then you ask for her Phone number and she says; "Odo, Ejo, Odo, Meta".. :( #BAD"

My mama go live to reap the fruit of her labour. RT IF YOU WANT THE SAME FOR YOUR MOMMA! #BAD"