I need auto correct installed on this pen

Scars make the most beautiful humans

Did someone order a train wreck?

The worst part about being human is having a conscience

You can't get caught with your pants down if you don't wear pants

Oh god please someone squeeze my tits

I'm just a girl with a smartphone asking random people from the Internet to love me

Being a better person is hard. Can't I just stay a train wreck?

My twitter life is just like real life. I get a nice thing going then ruin it with my giant fuckin mouth

Sometimes when you fav my tweets, it is like a pat on the back while I'm puking "get it out girl, get it all out"

You're in my head, watch your step. There are broken dreams shattered about everywhere

Gift buying would be easier if my mom was a drinker

I have $171 in my bank account, obviously the responsible thing to do is spend $150 of it on pot

Love is my superpower but no one ever let's me use it

I don't remember giving you permission to touch my soul

Jokes on you, I'm a loser

"I DO WHAT I WANT"~everyone

But we all just do the same fucking thing

Woke up with twenty minutes to be at work. Just enough time to get stoned and run out the door

I may cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish but I'm really just a scared little girl with skinned knees and bubblegum in her hair

She knows everything except how to make you happy