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I need auto correct installed on this pen
Scars make the most beautiful humans
Did someone order a train wreck?
You can't get caught with your pants down if you don't wear pants
The worst part about being human is having a conscience
I'm just a girl with a smartphone asking random people from the Internet to love me
Oh god please someone squeeze my tits
Being a better person is hard. Can't I just stay a train wreck?
My twitter life is just like real life. I get a nice thing going then ruin it with my giant fuckin mouth
Sometimes when you fav my tweets, it is like a pat on the back while I'm puking "get it out girl, get it all out"
You're in my head, watch your step. There are broken dreams shattered about everywhere
Gift buying would be easier if my mom was a drinker
Love is my superpower but no one ever let's me use it
I don't remember giving you permission to touch my soul
"I DO WHAT I WANT"~everyone
But we all just do the same fucking thing
She knows everything except how to make you happy
I have $171 in my bank account, obviously the responsible thing to do is spend $150 of it on pot
Jokes on you, I'm a loser
Woke up with twenty minutes to be at work. Just enough time to get stoned and run out the door
I may cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish but I'm really just a scared little girl with skinned knees and bubblegum in her hair