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I found a way to make extra money, but first I should tell you I'm eating delicious Kellog's® Frosted Flakes with Alta Dena® Milk. Mm good.
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Fact: it must be weird for Phil Collins to feel it coming in the air. He must have extrasensory sex perception.
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The people at Costco keep giving me shit for using my dads membership card. This makes my mom curse at them. Families are the best.
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"Ooh, Ryan. Show us how your e-reader works." "All in good time, ladies. But first: who wants to play Indiana Jones on Super Nintendo?"
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If there's one thing that Vegetarians and Meat-eaters alike can agree on it's that Vegans are really annoying, amirite?
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@NathanFillion I stole this phrase from Rosetta Stone, "Even a jackass like you can speak French"!
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I don't doubt that Ivana helped create the Donald Trump of today. No man could develop that much bad taste on his own.
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Jesse Jame's assasination was a hoax.
Wait, this is not Jesse James, the legendary gunman?
SANDRA BULLOCK IS 164 YEARS OLD?
Wait, this is not Jesse James, the legendary gunman?
SANDRA BULLOCK IS 164 YEARS OLD?
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I bet Advertising Age magazine would get more subscribers if they changed their name to Barely Advertising Age.
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Dang it, Advertising Age magazine! I already told you like a billion times - No free football phone, no subscription!
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At pools in Vegas, if you take your shirt off, they will bedazzle your actual chest so you can still be douchey. #hardychangedthegameyo
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@ruthakers The only thing that stuck with me was that Tiger didn't want a turkey sandwich, unless it was a Club.
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