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BTW, I would totally do it with a Klingon.

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Yes, I know my nails are sharp. No, I will not scratch your balls.

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Getting drunk with my mom. She's not drunk, I am.
THIS MARGARITA NEEDS MORE SALT.

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If you talk about your gf/bf on Twitter, that's freaking love.

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I'm home! Hit on me, internetz!

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These girls aren't crazy enough for my taste

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You bring the condoms, I'll bring the vagina.

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I just met the most Aryan couple ever

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This telenovela needs more sexo.

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I'm drunk

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"But it's an asshole!"

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FYI, Schlitz is still around. Apparently.

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"It's an assembly line of innuendos!"

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First one here for a show. PUNK ROCK. \m/

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Is there such a thing as early for a punk rock show? Yes. Am I the one who shows up early to a punk rock show? Yes.

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I have four virtual pets. I'm going to stop here before I have four *real* cats.

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If the movie theater didn't want me to pee in the soda cup at my seat, they wouldn't make the cups *or* the ladies bathroom lines so big.

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I can't imagine that fresh is better than stale when it comes to urine.

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I smell like farts. For absolutely no reason.

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