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BTW, I would totally do it with a Klingon.
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Tymethiefemmyinaboxgunthergreensunshynegrllindecisiviouslythe_dzasummersumzrscooter27
Yes, I know my nails are sharp. No, I will not scratch your balls.
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conanobrienswyffermentedgrapespeterfitzwelbedheadblonde
Getting drunk with my mom. She's not drunk, I am.
THIS MARGARITA NEEDS MORE SALT.
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dropdeadchris
If you talk about your gf/bf on Twitter, that's freaking love.
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BillMc7Bombmom1dropdeadchrisdonchiefnerdtammyphinney
I'm home! Hit on me, internetz!
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ImAVeronicaTerrillificDavySunshinebumpcrudblondediva11rongillmoreMODAT
These girls aren't crazy enough for my taste
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DavySunshine
You bring the condoms, I'll bring the vagina.
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sucittaMindecisiviouslyTerrillificdropdeadchrisrbokbumpcrudblondediva11rongillmoreMODAT
I just met the most Aryan couple ever
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topnotchtutorspdracerxkolchakDavySunshinerongillmore
This telenovela needs more sexo.
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blobertrongillmore
FYI, Schlitz is still around. Apparently.
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Bombmom1rongillmoreMODAT
"It's an assembly line of innuendos!"
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JewlesMrWordsWorthbrokenliferongillmoreMODAT
First one here for a show. PUNK ROCK. \m/
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navanax
Is there such a thing as early for a punk rock show? Yes. Am I the one who shows up early to a punk rock show? Yes.
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marleymarleyindecisiviously
I have four virtual pets. I'm going to stop here before I have four *real* cats.
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spdracerxbrianicuskambrockPunkTacobrokenlifeyodelmachine
If the movie theater didn't want me to pee in the soda cup at my seat, they wouldn't make the cups *or* the ladies bathroom lines so big.
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WadetoBlackmcritzindecisiviouslyMissPrissUSAdropdeadchrisjoe_schmittPasqualenaac_moneyEightBitsShortBillMc7rongillmorelionelsterblondediva11MODAT
I can't imagine that fresh is better than stale when it comes to urine.
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navanaxRedKryptonightStillDrewkambrockDolanitebyxblondediva11
I smell like farts. For absolutely no reason.
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twistedpfisterindecisiviously
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