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guys I'm not catfishing tonight, i know my tweets will be missed.
Huge rock to go around her cock?
“@sliznay: I hate america http://www.buzzfeed.com/samir/teens-think-weed-is-now-legal-due-to-the-government-shutdown … via @samir”
Kill me now.
this bitch is dumb why are we even looking for her
I'd fuck Zoe Saldana.
Asking for a friend
What would happen if I shared margarita with my dog?
you're entitled to your opinion, I'm entitled to think its the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.
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