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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    Happy Canadian Thanksgiving. Spending it alone, sadly. My family just doesn't appreciate my "unorthodox" method for stuffing turkeys.

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    I dream now of Avi`s, not RL women, & I'm grateful for it. An epiphany of sorts to finally realize the sexiest part of a woman is her words

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    Every September I reminisce about my college freshman "hazing" week; booze, body-shaving, general humiliation…No, wait…that was my honeymoon

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    The beauty of Twitter lies not just in it's ability to make you laugh...but how, in any situation, you know it's "okay" to laugh.

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    Missing someone is a marathon of remembering, and reliving, special moments…But loving someone, is an overwhelming desire to live new ones.

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    Drunkenly,exhaustedly fell asleep last night with my face buried in the carpet.Well worth it though..GF treating me like a King this morning

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    Perhaps true love can only come with maturity; when the need to prove yourself is finally overcome by the desire to be "us."

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    "Jesus; If you nagged me anymore,we'd be married..so please keep nagging." OK not as romantic as the score-clock at a ballgame,but will you?

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    When the going gets rough, the tough...keep loving

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    The scariest part about dirty DM'ing with someone is they might want to meet you. The best part? Meeting them..& Dirty DM's the live version

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    I won't ever say, "You complete me." Because of you, there's so much more to look forward to.

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    I sleep...and I dream of you. I wake...and I think of you. I blink...and I daydream of you. My every smile...is because of you.

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    Laughter between lovers is the best foreplay.

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    In my experience, the quickest way to escape Jury Duty? As they read out the charges, yell out, "Oh c'mon...even I've done THAT!"

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    Love is...slow dancing to Luther Vandross and Sarah Mclachlin outside in the driveway, on an unseasonably warm, Canadian March night.

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    Police in San Francisco have started using pastel colours for chalk body outlines.

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    When you finally say, "I love you" and all you really want her to say is, "I know." ...That's when you know you're in love.

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    If my GF gets any crankier, I may be forced to light that fuse on her tampon.

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    Today, Valentine's Day, I celebrate our love...but tomorrow, and every tomorrow after, I promise to cherish it.

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  • smirkykev
      SmirkyKev @smirkykev

    I can only guess that whoever said, ''If you love something, set it free...'' lived a lonely life. If you love someone, fight to keep them.

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@smirkykev

@smirkykev

My daughter's father/hypothetical writer. All in all,not very interesting, but I cry easily. Remember: Laughter is the soap for all the crap life throws at you.

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