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Happy Canadian Thanksgiving. Spending it alone, sadly. My family just doesn't appreciate my "unorthodox" method for stuffing turkeys.
I dream now of Avi`s, not RL women, & I'm grateful for it. An epiphany of sorts to finally realize the sexiest part of a woman is her words
Every September I reminisce about my college freshman "hazing" week; booze, body-shaving, general humiliation…No, wait…that was my honeymoon
The beauty of Twitter lies not just in it's ability to make you laugh...but how, in any situation, you know it's "okay" to laugh.
Missing someone is a marathon of remembering, and reliving, special moments…But loving someone, is an overwhelming desire to live new ones.
Drunkenly,exhaustedly fell asleep last night with my face buried in the carpet.Well worth it though..GF treating me like a King this morning
Perhaps true love can only come with maturity; when the need to prove yourself is finally overcome by the desire to be "us."
"Jesus; If you nagged me anymore,we'd be married..so please keep nagging." OK not as romantic as the score-clock at a ballgame,but will you?
When the going gets rough, the tough...keep loving
The scariest part about dirty DM'ing with someone is they might want to meet you. The best part? Meeting them..& Dirty DM's the live version
I won't ever say, "You complete me." Because of you, there's so much more to look forward to.
I sleep...and I dream of you. I wake...and I think of you. I blink...and I daydream of you. My every smile...is because of you.
Laughter between lovers is the best foreplay.
In my experience, the quickest way to escape Jury Duty? As they read out the charges, yell out, "Oh c'mon...even I've done THAT!"
Love is...slow dancing to Luther Vandross and Sarah Mclachlin outside in the driveway, on an unseasonably warm, Canadian March night.
Police in San Francisco have started using pastel colours for chalk body outlines.
When you finally say, "I love you" and all you really want her to say is, "I know." ...That's when you know you're in love.
If my GF gets any crankier, I may be forced to light that fuse on her tampon.
Today, Valentine's Day, I celebrate our love...but tomorrow, and every tomorrow after, I promise to cherish it.
I can only guess that whoever said, ''If you love something, set it free...'' lived a lonely life. If you love someone, fight to keep them.
My daughter's father/hypothetical writer. All in all,not very interesting, but I cry easily. Remember: Laughter is the soap for all the crap life throws at you.