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Wife thought she would get some by getting me shit faced.Jokes on her,all she got was to clean up puke last night and deal with my hangover.
When you pack up to move. Don't forget the sex toys. I don't like it when the land lord calls to ask me to drive back and get them!
You know you have moved to many times when your kid can't remember all the schools he has been to.
I was told that if I was not clever on here that pic always work.
Why is it that to tweet is to tweet about sex. Did I really say that. Don't stop I like it!