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Oh my god! I just realised what was missing from my childhood — a fun way to connect with the brands I loved.
It all makes sense now.
Stunned at the cost of having my daughter in hospital for four nights.
It was ¥1,180.
That's about 15 dollars.
Just knowingly left out a comma so my tweet would fit within 140 characters.
Twitter has turned me into a monster.
Who mansplains the mansplainers?
Outside, looking up at the darkened sky.
"Daddy, where are all the grasshoppers going?"
"Pittsburgh, honey. They're going to Pittsburgh."
I reckon I’d be a much better father if my kids didn’t soak up so much of my goddamn time.
On the train to work I try to imagine it’s the train in Spirited Away, click-clacking over the water, stopping at all the ghost stations.
“Dad, can a man be a Prime Minister?”
- my daughter, who has only heard the word used in relation to Ms Gillard or Ms Thatcher.
Just bought car insurance online but there was no "Tweet This" button on the confirmation page.
I have no idea how to proceed.
It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
My new year's resolution: no more dragon tattoos.
Yeah, yeah, same as last year, but this time I mean it.
It’s like nobody in this food court even cares if designers should learn to code.