"@_aaroncopeland: Boobytrap backwards is partyboob. Carry on." mind=blown!

#ff @thesinglelife aka sam phillips. shes cool

@kaffeeistgut it's the fact he couldn't keep it secret! Terrible spy behaviour not being able to hide such things.What's next nuclear codes?

@mauracakes I drink pure water and turn it into piss too

@harpereliot I just tried vacuuming the shower whilst eating a sandwich... It didn't end well

@spankaliciousx good morning

@vajjiefbaby @foxxy311 wow what a prude he is

@spankaliciousx you can't contain the fireiness! :-)

FLATMATE: I've got nothing to eat. ME: you have four cartons of eggs in the fridge. FLATMATE:yeah they've gone off. ME:(long silence)

@spankaliciousx wow that's impressive :-)

@thesinglelife good snap by the by

@thesinglelife I'm up (in a different time zone :-) but I do like deserted places that are normally busy

good afternoon

@spankaliciousx I haven't been able to enjoy it either as I have been arranging my move :( feel better soon

@spankaliciousx thanks for sharing that photo. its very cool

@spankaliciousx if you worked in this office I'd probably be happier to be here today... although my productive would probably dip!

@spankaliciousx awwww I wanna do that #dulloffice

@spankaliciousx good morning

@thesinglelife the architect was over compensating

@spankaliciousx I have a friend who's a mixed martial artist. same problem