All the hairy yaks with your unshaved faces better run better run faster than my razor.

"C-x C-k C-p C-p C-k C-k C-k C-n C-n C-k C-p C-k C-d": Actual example from emacs manual.

"Crack can make a person extremely aggressive, paranoid and/or delusional."

Have The Leaves won the Grey Cup yet?

Outsourcing your blog comments to HackerNews seems like a net loss.

It is not really fair to sloths that they are a deadly sin.

I love this company.  http://yfrog.com/mnv2mfmj 

@jessenoller thanks to the PSF. I'm going to use the pi to teach disadvantaged kids about programming. can't thank you enough.

"‘Sandy Hook Truthers’ claim Newtown school massacre a hoax to spur gun control measures" Stay classy.  http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/news/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/2013/01/16/sandy-hook-truthers-claim-newtown-school-massacre-a-hoax-to-spur-gun-control-measures&pubdate=2013-01-16 …

"People in the Austin Brogrammers Meetup are also these Meetups: Austin Node.js, Austin Rock Climbing, Austin SEO." No surprises.

@jdiller ruby: expressive yak shaving.

how does keyboard work?

@mendel you get a monkey?

OH: You in clown makeup will probably make me cry.

Free the Ikea Monkey!

“@cbcalerts: Monkey caught after running loose in Toronto Ikea store . Not known how monkey, clad in shearling coat, got in #ikea”

@adamfield @darkoxygen YOLO

If a Rockstar Ninja Samurai Robot were to ever apply, they'd be sorely disappointed in the job responsibilities.

@jdiller soul groove,

Three storey beer funnel us the distillery district. Stay classy, Toronto.