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A Kevin in the streets, a Keith in the sheets.
Our employee handbook should feature a picture of me eagerly racing to get to work so I can clock in and then immediately take this dump.
So many free-range organic gluten-free douchebags.
A Matrix olfactory subroutine glitch leaves you only able to smell what The Rock is cooking: cabbage and feet, apparently. #ominousevents
Happy Victoria Day Canadians. Posh was never my favorite Spice Girl, but I respect your choice not to go with Baby Spice.
🎵Don't be fooled by the bitcoins that I got
I'm still, I'm still
jerkin into this old sock🎶
Happy Boxing Day, a day that commemorates the first drunk American being fooled by Australians into bare knuckle fighting a kangaroo.
RT if you refuse to humor shameless pleas for attention.
"The world is not yet ready," said the Buddha as he placed a large scroll marked 'poop jokes' into a jar labeled 'illuminati' and buried it.
Music? Yeah, I love it. •shakes garbage bag of bees• Let me turn this up. • puts head in bag, ties it around neck• Yea, feel the bass…
7-11 was an inside job.
And in the instant their lips gently touched, the union of Gary Oldman and Gary Numan obliterated all time and space as we knew it.
A dystopian future where distorted images of even the most banal foods must be uploaded to the hive mind before consumption.
This elevator only goes to the basement, and someone made an awwwful mess down there. a #roughfollow Individual results will vary. Dictated, not read. NSFW