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A Kevin in the streets, a Keith in the sheets.
Our employee handbook should feature a picture of me eagerly racing to get to work so I can clock in and then immediately take this dump.
So many free-range organic gluten-free douchebags.
A Matrix olfactory subroutine glitch leaves you only able to smell what The Rock is cooking: cabbage and feet, apparently. #ominousevents
Happy Victoria Day Canadians. Posh was never my favorite Spice Girl, but I respect your choice not to go with Baby Spice.
🎵Don't be fooled by the bitcoins that I got
I'm still, I'm still
jerkin into this old sock🎶
Happy Boxing Day, a day that commemorates the first drunk American being fooled by Australians into bare knuckle fighting a kangaroo.
RT if you refuse to humor shameless pleas for attention.
"The world is not yet ready," said the Buddha as he placed a large scroll marked 'poop jokes' into a jar labeled 'illuminati' and buried it.
Music? Yeah, I love it. •shakes garbage bag of bees• Let me turn this up. • puts head in bag, ties it around neck• Yea, feel the bass…
7-11 was an inside job.
This elevator only goes to the basement, and someone made an awwwful mess down there. a #roughfollow Individual results will vary. Dictated, not read. NSFW