@stephebunny *punches your ovaries right in their gay fucking face*

I dont care about this guy about to be put to sleep, most of u ppl didn't even know this guy existed 12 hours ago. #hightweet

@foxy_420 breaking news: kids are assholes even when they're not trying to be

#ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh - #kush does a body good

why call her a bitch when you can sarcastically call her sunshine??

#singlefemalelawyer needs to be a parody show I can actually watch.

better RT @stephebunny How do I look y'all?! http://t.co/cLMvBNLf

"why are none of these fuckers just climbing a god damn tree already" -Me when watching a movie involving a person being chased in the woods

#shotsshotsshotsshots RT @stephebunny: This woman has ticks in a baby food jar with alcohol... Kill her #hoarders #nastybitch

2 Q's for everyone who was outraged over the guy "wrongfully" on deathrow a few months back: 1) what was his name 2) whatve u done since?

never underestimate how good it feels to tell someone exaaactly how you feel about them, good or bad. #ahhh #goodTHIStime

@buhlinduh it's the way of the world. ppl are too busy wanting bigger and better they fail to realize they've got exactly what they need.

seems like #fearfactor would give more than just $50K. #inflation

just think, where ever you are right now, a dinosaur was shitting/fucking/murdering right in that same place like a trillion years ago

too many ppl nowadays think they're not eeeeasily replaced. theres a trillion 1 ina millions walkn the planet. become humble or get humbled.

all your texts have questions- all of mine are 3 words or less. still don't get it?

tighter than dickskin #sunnyfx

i'm just a lat guy living in an ab man's world. #workaholics

thanks a lot 9/11- you totally cast a shadow on the fact that today's date was 9/10/11 #weveletthemwin

jealousy is like quicksand, ladies. go crazy in it and we'll just sit back & enjoy watching you sink...