Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

Laugh, and the world laughs at you. Cry, and the world laughs at you. Someone needs to punch the world in its fucking face.

Please do not speak to me unless what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence.

No, you don't have 'insomnia'. You have internet access.

when the things you do for people become expected rather than appreciated, -stop.

You should know I take my sarcasm very seriously.

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent, but the ability to shut up does.

When you say something and people aren't sure whether you're being sarcastic or not.

Sarcasm level: Jedi.

Respect is pretending you give a fuck about what the other person is saying.

Some people are too fucking stupid to quit being so fucking stupid.

Everytime I procrastinate, a voice in my head says 'You deserve this break'.

Anything you say to a woman can and will forever be used against you until either one of you kills the other.

don't confuse education with intelligence.

i'm not going to lie. sometimes i'm fucking horrible and i fucking love it.

What people choose to share with you tells you something about you.

knowing when to back off is a form of intelligence too. sadly not many people have it.

It was brilliant and sarcastic until i had to explain that i was being sarcastic and now it's just sad and pathetic.

I've been detoxing from humans and it feels good but now I don't know how to assimilate back into society.

I hate some of you like how an Asian kid hates an A-.

you people are cute when you call us asians cute. wait till we eat your cats.