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some people are not worth catching up with because they never grow as humans; nothing ever changes with them.
friend: pick you up at 9 AM tomorrow ok?
me: on a Saturday? are you a fucking psychopath who hates sleep?
stupidity is something I cannot tolerate whether with, or without coffee.
I will forgive you for calling me cupcake if you're not smelly.
if only they would just ask Lion King related questions in job interviews. I'd nail every single one.
take deeper deep breaths if you must, they don't cost a thing.
you talk to yourself for a while, I'm going to order takeout.
encourage the misunderstanding.
you can't out-pretend someone who manages to pretend not to know someone for 3years.
ever get the feeling of punching someone in the mouth when they won't stop talking.
the dark side is only the dark side because we used up all our light.
if the person has not replied, NO don't send 50 more texts their way, just no.
some people have headaches from too much coffee. I have headaches caused by people which only coffee can cure.
I'll like it if it's not human.
sometimes I think I miss the presence of strangers and wish for the absence of familiar faces.
when random people go, 'you can tell me anything'. hold that thought ✋ what the fuck made you think I'm telling you anything.
nice does not mean good and it's okay to dislike nice.
not even for you.
shamelessly obstinate. pretends to be deaf.
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