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put a lid on all that emotional spillage, peasants.
if you insist on telling me how to live, I insist on telling you how to fuck off. tit for tat.
I'm in a good solid place, and no, visitors not welcomed.
Q: what are you really good at?
I've got this great talent that everyone finds really impressive, which involves not replying to people for prolonged periods.
sometimes, the most appropriate reaction is simply, 'Whatfuckingever'.
some people require some extra living to harden the fuck up a bit.
seeing a single 'lol' is my cue to end a conversation.
so.. have they created synthetic common sense sold in a vial yet?
hi, people who send texts in the form of essays. please realize that ADHD recipients only read the first line. thanks.
sometimes practice does not make perfect.
fuck off, don't tell me what makes me happy, leave that to me.
just because you were born into it doesn't mean it's your destiny.
please don't make me explain things, either you understand or you don't, fin.
don't be the person who can't work the photocopier. 4.5 billion years of evolution did not bring you here to fail at a photocopier.
don't you know this bird got wise. surprise, surprise, surprise.
insecure people will always find a way to make you feel as bad as they do; don't invite any of that shit into your space.
*meets a person, person lives continents away*. thanks, universe.
if I ever have to take a selfie of any kind with a monopod, just fucking set me on fire.
shamelessly obstinate. snacks on ice cubes. pretends to be deaf.