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nice does not mean good and it's okay to dislike nice.
not even for you.
earn the right to be cocky.
there is no greater urgency than the urgency to leave everything.
coworker: dress up like your profile pictures.
me: I have nobody to impress here.
people who need to be taught to be happy cannot be taught to be happy.
if you don't hear back from them, you're not that important.
I reject your rejection, stupid people.
yes, bravo, we've established that you like to take selfies. nothing wrong with that. now show me the good stuff. brain, I meant brain.
nutrition plan: peanut butter for dinner.
is your brain powered by windows 95.
in our current world where stupidity is publicly abundant, shutting up is a prized skill.
giving absence is just as important as giving presence.
if you have to tell people you're famous, you're not famous. fin.
why aren’t we allowed a little selfishness to ourselves if selfishness is what we need? why listen to society?
why anyone would connect anything to Facebook for the viewing pleasure of morons out there is beyond me.
you wanna be tall? stand tall, damn the rest and go for the stilts that elongate your legs till Narnia. none of that kitten-heels bullshit.
you don't have to listen to anything anybody says. selective-deafness is always yours.
I've been out of manners for a while now. no need to send supplies.