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packing is always fun for an OCD person. it's like a fucking jigsaw puzzle with no picture.
waiting for people to reply you is probably the most fucking batshit stressful thing ever.
I'm only at my most charming for 30 seconds max. after that sarcasm and snark leak out like Chernobyl nuclear waste.
your anatomy can withstand far more. it's always your brain you have to convince.
read books, because people are stupid.
be polite; have the decency to reciprocate the rudeness.
get out of my sight like how I get out of yours.
why is eye-rolling not a legitimate response.
Whatsapp to introduce free voice call function? GO HOME, WHATSAPP YOU'RE DRUNK.
when you don't really hate someone, but if they were drowning in a pool of diarrhea, -you wouldn't lift a finger to help either. 😶
if you flip the page before I’m done, trust me to slam the book shut and burn it.
if you come across people who can withstand your silence, keep them.
it's ridiculous, the amount of effort I put in to avoid looking at people.
missing the feeling of a naked iPhone, but not ballsy enough to use it naked. 😭
I simplify life by classifying everything and everyone into 2 categories: Bullshit I Need, and Bullshit I Don't Need.
just because you know something doesn't mean you have to act on it.
specializing in the profession of Never Looking Into Your Eyes for More Than 3 Seconds.
don't play games. people will leave and you'll be left to play with yourself.
I notice everything. I just didn't bother enough to let it bother me.
good morning all you children of satan and people pretending not to be children of satan.
i like snacking on ice cubes. shut up, you're annoying. @allerakrans on IG.