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my face is tired.
brewing a mug of kickass joe is as domesticated as I get.
guys, it is not okay for a girl to have arms more toned than yours. go lift some shit please.
if only people came with manuals; shut off, cook, mute forever, love, self-destruct.
what do you mean 'Hi'?
if patience was a currency, I'm broke as fuck.
did they say time is a healer or killer?
breaking point is when we turn into a Tyrannosaurus rex, right?
it's up to you if you give it up.
if you can learn it, you can beat them.
find people who will love you even when you hang up on them.
there better be a good reason for cockblocking my impulsive tendencies.
life has no time for me.
can't afford to listen anymore; the ram in my head is all maxed out.
some people's resume should just say 'skills: cuntry'.
(me on zero patience, waiting for a male friend): 'are you giving birth in the men's room? do I need to send in a squad of obgyn?'.
not in the mood for intelligent conversation; in every mood for ignoring conversation.
don't take 600 selfies and call it photography.
shamelessly obstinate. if you can fight my snark i will give you coffee.
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