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How much I love humans! (in this order): baby animals > animals > food > lizards > cockroach > all levels of Hell > people.
no matter how good looking or how well dressed a man is, once i spot that long pinky fingernail he's dead to me.
if you're disappointed in me, it is because you've invented for me a character that doesn't exist. it's your own damn fault.
you don't behave like sheep and expect the world to obey.
you look happy but your words are depressed; you pretend to be happy and that's why your words are depressed.
some people give you no choice but to be a bitch in order to keep them at bay.
which part of 'No, that's disgusting' indicates 'By all means, force feed me!'?
my eyes have had enough. go now.
fucking neurotic and hate everyone. but brownies, I love brownies tho.
play it dumb, so you always have the element of surprise.
I know anger lends us a pass to say things we don't mean, but sometimes it's just better to shut the fuck up.
I need a slave to blow dry my hair.
you look at some people & all you can do is sigh, because that's all there is to say.
hold my gaze, show me how brave you are.
you know what kills ties? unripened closeness. the distance we force ourselves to close with people who are not ready. distance, feed it.
Quit the "First, let me take a selfie" declarations. You wanna take a fucking self indulgent selfie, take a fucking self indulgent selfie.
caffeine doesn't make people nice, it makes brilliant assholes.
some people just want to come to work, sit there and look pretty. whaaa?
never ready to share songs I like with people. too personal.
neurotic. i like snacking on ice cubes. shut up, you're annoying.