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you breathe like a horse. stop breathing.
for Christmas, I want new running shoes so I can continue to run as far away from morons as possible.
you'd be surprised at the list of things I've hit with my car.
you don't know squat about squats until you have to use a squatting toilet the day after squats.
driving under the influence of strawberry milk.
it's nice watching women overreact to everything on Facebook.
everyone's in a competition to see who can pile on the most makeup onto their faces.
let not our hiding places find each other.
a little inquisitiveness is healthy, but too much of it makes you look like an idiot with trust issues, love.
You are allowed to not say goodbye to anybody or explain a single thing to anyone, ever. You don't owe anyone anything.
why must you people reply to everything.
when feeling low, lift heavy.
at times society will see self reliance as an act of rebellion. do it anyway.
the loveliest thing i always like to hear from my boss: 'go home'.
people still tweet and retweet shit about horoscopes? and I thought I've got no life.
I'll learn my lesson when I'm dead.
no, your brain is haram.
moments etched in songs; good luck deleting those.
the most comfortable shirt is always 10 sizes too big and looks like it was robbed from a hobo.
i like snacking on ice cubes. shut up, you're annoying. @allerakrans on IG.