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maidens showing ankles #AncientGoogleSearches
Smells Like Deodorant #LessSpecificSongs
Shari Lewis & Lambchop #WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator
It's not you, it's your personality.
The Decatheter #terribleolympicsports
Semi-automatic Trifle #WeaponizedFood
Extreme Couponing #terribleolympicsports
Ben's Five Folds #fatpopstars
I just itched my armpit & then sniffed my fingers Mary Catherine Gallagher style. And now I'm tweeting about it. And you are reading this.
Monotheist. Bipedal. Tri-coastal. Quadrophenic. (One of these is only partially true, and another probably isn't even a real word.)