Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Roses are red. So is blood. Kill yourself.
Trick ass wich got mustard all over ma white tee.
Doing the Ducktales "Ooh oo ooh" whenever I cum now.
You could have had a normal life but now you have 10 shampoo bottles.
Bitch better have my refill.
Milk before cereal because it's fruity pebbles
If you want it to leave just love it more than you love you.
Don't let your defense mechanism define you.
Religion wouldn't exist if everything wasn't pointless.
There comes a point when you need drugs to feel.
Whenever I get into a relationship I stop Twitter and know to stop trying when I get back on.
The key being a successful rapper is just stacking mad speech impediments and catchy beats
I don't like money or bitches enough to rap...which is sad because the only thing i like more is drugs.
...guess I'll have to make beats.
My "white on rice" is weed with everything and socks with shoes. ...and always coke with benzos.
Watching an anal beads pop out of an asshole is my "moth to a flame"
My "deer in headlights" is probably my girlfriend reading my DMs.
Gonna start working for a better future later today starting tomorrow.
As of 1/1/14 Twitter is hereby notified that it shall not drink, solicit, and/or misrepresent my milkshake and all other flavors herein.
In case of emergency lock your phone and throw up all over her.
To good decisions and reasonable outcomes. ..till next year