I wonder if Marissa knows that summly was written while Nick was working at home.

What a cool use of @soundcloud! Educational rap: http://t.co/fPadX3SX /cc @ericw @alexanderljung

I admit, i'm a little teary eyed about Jobs. How many of you are seeing the news on an Apple device?

You young objective-c whippersnappers. When I was your age, we had to malloc every byte. Uphill. In the rain. #ARC #WWDC

Happy make fun of Netflix day everybody!

"Would you take a job working on Blackberry?" "A RIM job? From what I hear they are shitty."

Peter Pan, that poor misinformed bastard. If he only knew what it could be like, he would have grown up.

Was asked if I ever get bored of writing code. That's like asking if I get bored of speaking english! It's all about the subject material.

This is the second to last time I'm going to explain what "penultimate" means.

Why yes, I believe there was a whiskey tasting here. #sosh.com (at Big Daddy's Antiques) [pic] —  http://path.com/p/2A4iL1 

If I sell all the Magsafe 1 adapters I have collected, I think I can afford a new Macbook!

Darkness falls across my screen. The kernel panic is closing in! I move the mouse the pointer creeps -will it crash, or just go to sleep?

I'm now nearly certain that @sprint wants me to switch to @verizonwireless if I want my mom to have an iPhone

Working on a feature that shows you your free time. At 10:40 on a Friday night. #i... (w/ Kevin & Jason at @donna) —  http://path.com/p/oZVNp 

Night circus! #Sosh.com pic.twitter.com/FdviH1xM

And the response was "If you were *really* being Don Draper, you'd have another martini."

OH: "My moral compass isn't true north, but at least it's consistent." via @eris

It was the best of tweets. It was the worst of tweets.

A cool thing about writing UI code: my edge cases today were related to actual edges.

Everybody, give your scrum updates in a "Rick Perry" voice today. Something is wrong with this country if you don't.