@sneepe's (Jay Rivedal) most faved Tweets...
If you're peeing right next to a big guy, do NOT look at his penis. It's small, and you're going to laugh,.. and then he'll kick your ass..
My friends are getting annoyed with me. Just because I have an urge to say 'send' after every 140chars..
I like stars.. 'cause I didn't get any at school.. My teachers didn't appreciate my nudity like you guys do.
Friends mock me 'cause I watch WWE. They say it's fake. 1) I've never thought or said that it's real. 2) So Desperate Housewives isn't fake?
I could use one of those objects who clean and makes food. I think they are called bitches... also: I know a way to lose female followers.
Why is it ok to poke someone on facebook.. and why is it NOT ok for me to poke someone with my boner? ..fucked up confusing planet...
It's a huge difference between paying FOR sex and paying WITH sex.. Paying with sex is just being a good citizen..
In Norway.. It's tomorrow today.. It's more like Snorway... But I'm still pretty sure I'm naked..
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While the Americans are sleeping, I can have fun with Twitter, and write gay-looking words like: 'Outrageous'.
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