Bad timing? RT @washingtonpost: Syria's Bashar al-Assad says his wife is pregnant  http://wapo.st/XNeQFQ 

Wow. RT @asmith83: The Yahoo! print magazine at its height had a circulation of 1.1 million.  http://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/yahoos-old-internet-life-magazine-is-amazing?s=mobile …

Stefon nooooo RT @buzzfeed: Bill Hader is leaving SNL =(  http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/15/arts/television/bill-hader-to-leave-saturday-night-live.html … pic.twitter.com/kPloOWquWa

Congrats to @nymag ! RT @intelligencer: Here Are This Year’s National Magazine Award Winners  http://nym.ag/12wdPUU 

RT @qz: Yale senior: We millenials don’t stand a chance  http://qz.com/70400  by @bijanstephen

@thatsmery A little abstract, but sure RT @qz: A lamp inspired by Stewie From “Family Guy”? Why Not  http://bit.ly/ZyNFyV  via @fastcodesign

Bloomberg in jeans! David Cameron would not approve of the hoodie. RT @buzzfeedandrew: Soda warrior: pic.twitter.com/hAdgS70iPx

Finally! RT @indecision: Finally, someone is taking Punxsutawney Phil to court for all the pain his lies have caused:  http://on.cc.com/XvlK3n 

Wow. RT @buzzfeedandrew: Incredible pic. RT @reuters: Photo gallery: Riots in Myanmar  http://reut.rs/15wLZJW  pic.twitter.com/5G5L8XFAs9

THIS. RT @intelligencer: "At the end of the day, we're all staring at a pipe, watching smoke." – Lester Holt on NBC

Reason 8262619 not to be a vegetarian. RT @buzzfeed: Punk Singer Gets A Brain Tapeworm From A Vegetarian Burrito  http://bzfd.it/ZLbjyy 

I hope so too. RT @christinawilkie: I hope Hillary Clinton is eating cereal in bed right now and reading USWeekly.

YES! RT @slate: CAPTCHA may finally be dying! May it not rest in peace:  http://slate.me/U3QmN6  #SeeYouInHell #CAPTCHA

Hahahaha RT @theatlanticpol: What Texts From John Kerry Would Actually Look Like
 http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/01/what-texts-from-john-kerry-would-actually-look-like/272655/ … pic.twitter.com/j38ytChT

What! Google the good neighbor? RT @jaredbkeller: Whoa: Google to introduce neighborhood-wide free WiFi in Chelsea - @bloombergnews

RT @buzzfeed: Giant Squid Filmed For The First Time Off The Coast Of Japan  http://bzfd.it/13e8W5E 

RT @veronica: Husband: “You will never finish all of those fajitas.”
Eats self sick to prove him wrong. #marriage

RT @jimaley: Excellent post on why I'm-moving-to-Flickr is the new I'm-moving-to-Canada  http://nym.ag/Wom0Fq  @kevinroose @nymag

Wishing I had time for a nap!

Obvi “@slate: Study: practically the only reason people ever click on smartphone ads is because they have fat fingers: http://t.co/dIAJsyhE”