Apple's Siri meets GLaDOS: http://t.co/k2piquxP - would that be Appleture Labs?

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live." - Martin Golding

Fucking *genius*. Why didn't I come up with this? HTML9 Responsive Boilerstrap JS - http://t.co/dzC3QsJ1

HAHAHA - I <3 nerds. http://twitpic.com/4wo5bh

It's my duty to post this article until everyone everywhere has read it - The unspoken truth about managing geeks: http://t.co/DOef3M1g

Polyamory is wrong! http://bit.ly/qkQU7G

Optimist : The glass is half full. Pessimist : The glass is half empty. Coder: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Skype bug gives attackers root access to Mac OS X: http://bit.ly/j0KKe1

In honor of Sysadmin Day: http://bit.ly/njBgZP

Oh. My. God. Samuel L. Jackson did the narration for "Go the fuck to sleep": http://bit.ly/j5AjhW - God does exist!

Someone just overheard me asking a contractor if he was a "fat model, skinny controller kinda guy", and now I have a meeting with HR. #MVC

New research shows that the leading cause of brain cancer in web developers is prolonged exposure to the Facebook API. #headdesk

The world as seen by an "object oriented" programmer: http://t.co/OfVJAEX

I still find it sad that World of Warcraft has had RSA-style two-factor token authentication for years, and my bank still doesn't.

I believe in leaving hilarious "accidental" easter eggs in the instructional screenshots I send out to the company. http://t.co/HuXL7fPd

$3.99 is too much for a game but fine for coffee? I wish I had time to go back to school to study it. It's just fascinating.

Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet? They work below C-level. #rimshot

Schemata is when you believe in a DB schema strongly enough that you manifest bleeding wounds on your wrists and feet

Heisenberg is pulled over by the police. Officer asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?” “No, but I know exactly where I am!”

My Meyers-Briggs type indicator is STFU