RT if you are unironically crying at your fucking desk right now about the loss of Roger Ebert.

Would 40+ members of the senate like to explain to the fallen MIT officer's family that his death is just the price we pay for freedom?

Thanks, NYT, for reducing women senators to a sunday styles piece about what purses they carry. Fuck you. @nytimes  http://nyti.ms/17bVgwP 

people voting yes on the marriage amendment, stop fucking whining that you're not bigots. you're bigots. embrace it. jesus.

seriously, the @hillaryclinton twitter bio is better than anything i will read, or write, today. or maybe this whole week.

YOU FUCKING LIAR THERE IS NO GOVERNMENT FUNDING OF ABORTION EVER EVER EVER. don't your "values" prohibit lying you little weasel?

Best. Recap. Ever. RT @annfriedman: I recapped the entire presidential campaign in GIFs.  http://bit.ly/WqprvA  #sorry #yourewelcome

reading facebook threads is worse than reading newspaper comments, because the former are all people you actually know being terrible.

setting aside any ethical debate, can we talk about what a fucking TERRIBLE WRITER greenwald is? that snowden profile is fawning and weird.

How will you tell your cats about gay marriage?

.@twitter shut this account down NOW. @_bostonmarathon

oh god i cannot WAIT for the elections of the future where we don't suck up to baby boomers

Walker's language about courage and standing up is making me furious. You take money from billionaires to crush the little guy, douche.

Thanks NYT Book Review. David Brooks is EXACTLY who I wanted to review George Packer’s book on the lives of the modern poor SAID NO ONE EVER

@thelindywest @mrjoeyvincent how dare you not write about MY pet issue: tragic unavailability of summer-weight cardigans. HAVE YOU NO SOUL?

@jonmbauer @lauravanz44 dude there is NOTHING we homos like better than patronizing people who hate us.

@allcapsbro THAT'S HOW WE DO. WE GOT BORED WITH WRECKING YOUR MARRIAGES.

NO ONE WANTS YOUR WORD CLOUD

i pretty much stop reading twitter because my anxiety level re Sandy is thru the roof, but then i freak out about not knowing and read again

@kanye_westlaw shouldn't you be worrying about your impending parenthood?