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Kristen Stewart winning an award for "best female performance" is like giving Michael Vick an award for humanitarianism
I smoke cigarettes because I love shitting
Instead of giving away free panties how about you give away FOOD TO THE HOMELESS, VICTORIA? The secret is you're a cunt
"I have an online presence" - dude who's about to not get laid
I've hit the big time! Listen to my episode of @mediumgallery 's podcast, now available for free on iTunes!
WHY SHOULD WE LIMIT HAPPY TO ONE HOUR?!
Hey guys remember heytell lol
So you're telling me a 401 K isn't 401 grams of ketamine? Fuck, someone give me my employers phone number
Apparently ferrets are illegal in California, I have to rethink this whole moving thing
I have read a script for a new episode of Curb and it is glorious. Looks like season 9 is on the horizon...