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I think as humans we're all slowly evolving away from the drawer system and closer to a clothing-in-piles system.
"said no one, ever." -Said everyone, always
I only eat sugar if it is given to me or is free or is available for purchase.
Can't stop, won't stop. #eatingsnacks
EMERGENCY-need place for an evac friend walkable from 79th& 1st ave this is a now thing
Went back in time &murdered Olaf Putt in his crib. Oh, you've never heard of him & America is not an apocalyptic wasteland? YOU'RE WELCOME.
If I do my hair and makeup perfectly and no one takes my picture one more time I am going to cut off my own head and I am not even kidding.
I like twitter better than facebook because on facebook everyone has kids and real lives and on twitter everyone is sad like me.
911? 9 SLEEVES OF THIN MINTS PLEASE IT'S AN EMERGENCY SHUT UP YOU'RE ILLEGAL
Guys, Patrick Stewart has looked exactly the same for 30 years and I am not kidding someone call science.
"This recipe won't make SENSE without a nine-page story lead-in about my husband's aversion to tofu."-every food blogger all the time.
One day I will look back and be like "remember when I was so broke" and laugh and laugh and eat a diamond omelet.
Full of tequila and ordered seamless and watching The Thing again because the most stressful week of my life is over!* (*jk it's yet to be)
My food pyramid is all tacos.
A yoga bag told me to "do one thing a day that scares you" so I mugged a guy. :(
Penises don't rape people, rapists rape people, and assault penises make it possible to rape like 50 people in a matter of seconds. #NRA